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Blogs > rm_36specialk > Can someone tell me why???

Dating my ???  

rm_36specialk 55F
502 posts
11/20/2005 5:39 pm

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm
Dating my ???
My is getting older and may want to start going on "harmless dates" with boys. So I've been thinking about this and decided that there should be an application process for any boy wanting to date my .

Name_______________
Date of Birth________
Height______________
Weight______________
IQ__________________
GPA_________________
Social Security__________
Drivers License#_________
Boy Scout Rank___________
Home Address_____________
City/State_______________
Zip______________________
Do you have one MALE and one FEMALE parent? yes/no
Explain____________________________________
Number of years parents married to each other:___
Do you own a van?________
A truck with oversized tires?_______
A waterbed?_______
Do you have an earring, nose ring, belly button ring?_______
A tattoo?_______
In 50 words or less what does "DON'T TOUCH MY " mean to you?:
________________________________________________
In 50 words or less, what does "ABSTENENCE" mean to you?:________________________________________
In 50 words or less, what does "LATE" mean to you?:___________________________________________
Church you attend?___________________
How often?___________________
Best time to interview your father:_______mother________clergyman________
Answer by filling in the blank. Please answer freely. All answers are confidential (meaning I won't ever tell anyone;honest, I promise)
If shot, the last place on my body I would want to be wounded is______________________________
If beaten, the last bone on my body I would want broken is______________________________________
A woman's place is in the _____________________
The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is________________________________
When I first meet a girl, the thing I first notice about her is____________________________
(NOTE: If answer begins with a "t" or an "a" discontinue filling out applicaton, your head low, and run away in a serpentine fashion)
What do you want to be if you ever grow up?_____________

I SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE. UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT, NATIVE AMERICAN ANT TORTURE, CRUCIFIXION, ELECTROCUTION, CHINESE WATER TORTURE, RED HOT POKER AND HILLARY CLINTON KISS TORTURE.

SIGNED_____________________(Sign your name moron)

Thank you for your interest. Please allow six to eight years for processing. You will be notified in writing of approval. Please do not call or write. If your application is rejected, you will be notified by two gentlemen wearing white ties and carrying brief cases. You are cautioned to watch your back.
Cor612 62M
2925 posts
11/21/2005 6:58 am

 LMAO!! Love it! Being a male, I would be hard pressed to answer it completely under pressure (although, I didn't have that problem in HS, since I never dated ) and the watchful eye of her mom....
You might want to add references (beyond the parents and clergy). The old: "someone who's known you for 3+ years and can vouch for your character".
Good luck with the dating years


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