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It Burns! IT BURNS!!!  

bandersnatchbabe 53F
136 posts
6/30/2010 8:45 pm
It Burns! IT BURNS!!!


Generally I'm not one to say "No" when it comes to trying new things in the bedroom. I naturally have my favorites but am fairly open to experimentation. I've eaten at the Y, (not my favorite restaurant), been blindfolded and bound, had too many hot nights with large groups of naked friends to count, and of course played a Kazoo with my pussy on a site related camping trip. Last night was the ULTIMATE!

Last night my man and I went to see Tool (his favorite band) play at Red Rocks. Aside from seeing them play the previous evening, I last went to a concert at Red Rocks some 20 yrs ago. Now, that's not to say I haven't hit any other venues; venue. Budweiser Event Center in the Loveland, CO area to see Incubus in the 90's. Apparently I aged quickly. In the next decade I may go out on a limb and see 2 bands. Woot! Getting in touch with Extreme Me. But I digress.

Last night my man was torn up. Who knew a relative non-drinker would be such a cheap date? The concert was good minus a few elbow whacks to the head from Extreme Dancing bf who has reverted to his "normal" self. After we got home and unwound I in my *MOST* sexy way offered to belch him the alphabet if he'd come to bed. I'm not sure if it turned him on more to know I was in touch with my inner college frat boy or that I was naked. One would assume both, I mean, he is a guy, right?

He had at some point broken out a few things from his magic bag of tricks and we were eager for a good fucking. And we giggled. Naturally much of my tee-heeing was prompted by things he did to me. Evil man knowing my ticklish spots. God what a turn on! At some point I was dry. It happens, that's why they have alternate solutions and we've all used them.

Resting on the headboard was a tube.
It puts the lotion on It's skin ...
and BURN BABY BURN!
Warming lube? No.
Hot wax? No.
Unnaturally warm lotion? Not exactly.

Years and years ago I worked as a CNA in a nursing home. We had a resident who always requested Icy Hot and a glove. MOTHER OF GOD WHAT WAS SHE THINKING?

Aspercreme instead of lube. (Nods knowingly.)
Not one of my favorite recreational activities.
Though my arthritis quickly resolved.
^4 ppl.

bandersnatchbabe 53F
329 posts
7/12/2010 10:56 pm

Aspercream ... he thought he was grabbing the lube.


LOUDLOVE3 51F
11 posts
7/21/2010 7:25 pm

^ 4 and ouch its hot its hot !! lol is that the same as bengay ???


dashing40 60M

8/13/2010 1:05 pm

I think it's so sexy that you've "eaten at the Y" even if it's not your favorite! Thanks for your blog!


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