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This Is The Man All Shaven And Shorn
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This Is The Man All Shaven And Shorn  I'm interrupting my series on my wife to blog about another subject that has come up. It's also an experiment with the photo editing software I have. Here you go: I used to never shave. I had the classic baby face. Even when in the military where shaving was mandatory, I was so young and smooth that I could go weeks before my peach fuzz became obvious. Now, as a more mature man, I still hate to shave. It has to be a significant occasion for me to put any kind of razor to my face. I break out very easily and ingrown hairs are a bitch. So I go to the barbershop once a week to keep breakouts at a minimum. So you can understand my apprehension toward swinging when most profiles are asking for the men to do a little �man-scaping� before a date. I hate putting a razor to my face, I damned sure want don�t want one near my balls. But this is something I had to work on so I asked around on this site and another. What�s the recommended method to a hairless sac? I got answers like, �Use Nair,� and �Whatever shave cream you like and a chick�s razor.� None of this is what I wanted to hear. No harsh chemicals near my �nads and a �chick�s razor� is just a pink razor with the same lubricating strip found on many �men�s razors� out there on the market. I had to come up with something. I first started with a moustache and beard trimmer, the first pic along the bottom of the collage. It was a gift I received from who knows who some years ago. I probably used it all of 6 or 7 times. Fortunately, it was rechargeable so I didn�t waste batteries. I did it myself, with my wife�s help as a �spotter� and got it down to 1/4� to one-eight of an inch. That didn�t seem like enough but it would have to do. �I will not put a real razor to my balls,� I declared one afternoon. My fashionista of a mother-in-law persuaded my wife to trim her own eyebrows with a small, battery-powered trimmer called the Zowael, the second pic along the bottom of the collage. �They have them at the farmers market for $2 and they worked great. Think of all the money you�ll save doing it yourself!� You may have seen this product on an informmercial where the model is shaving some cream off of a balloon without popping it, supposedly demonstrating how safe it is. But I know from personal experience and physics that even the dullest edge can cut when it catches the right crease, flap or fold. It�ll just turn out to be a more raggedy cut (laceration) than a sharp razor can deliver. But it will still bleed. So after my mother-in-law accidentally shaved off one of her eyebrows completely, my wife stopped using the Zowael after a half dozen times and it collected dust in our medicine cabinet. I figured to try that out. I used it to shave my face one day for an event and liked the results. I went out and bought a couple more, one for my face and one to try on my genitals. A little closer than the beard trimmer but not baby smooth. �Any date we pick up would just have to be OK with it,� I thought. One day, opportunity knocked. Let me just say it turned into making out and a little �oral exchange� that time but there�s a promise of full-blown sexcapades the next time we get together. Anyway, in getting ready for this �sorta date thing� I took a chance. I grabbed one of the men�s razors for sensitive skin, which I always bought for myself, but my wife and began using for their legs, pits, and whatever else needs grooming. Hispanic women. What can I tell you? A few months back, while shopping in one of our favorite �porn & paraphernalia� stores, we came across a product made by Classic Erotica. Simply called Coochy, the third pic along the bottom of the collage. It�s billed as a �rash free, all over body shave cr�me,� as per the label on the bottle. You know the hype. Protects the skin, moisturizes, etc. There�s also a companion after shave mist designed to �protect� after you put your clothes on over the shaved area. I�d been thinking about trying it and now, since I was going to<b> meet a woman </font></b>I really wanted to impress, this was a time to go for it. I did a pretty decent job for my first time. Cut off a good swath of hair across my nether region without any cuts or nicks. It felt very different from any other hair elimination attempt. Never got any feedback from the �date� but my wife inspected me thoroughly before we left and said I looked great. Yesterday I shaved myself and did another good job. I�m getting better at shaving my wife and I guess I�m doing well for myself. What do you think? "That's my opinion." - Supreme Speaker, @ 1974 "To each: His reach. And if I don't cop, it ain't mine to have." - George Clinton, @ 1975 "But what do I know? I don't know anything." - DeftDECouple "Guess Who's Back" - William Michael Griffin, Jr. @ 1997 |
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Boo, I can't see the photo collage  I have to say I am a fan of manscaping. I will spend a lot more time down there if I'm not getting hairs in my teeth. And I love licking smooth-shaven balls. My husband uses a razor on his and has gotten pretty good at grooming. I use a razor on myself and it works fine. I usually go without panties the day after and that seems to help me avoid irritation. That's actually how Panties-Free Sundays were born since Saturday night was a popular time for me to shave. I shave that area about 2x a week, depending on my playdate schedule. ***
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I shaved my bf once. Cause I like my man shaved or trimmed down there, and he was willing to oblige. I hadn't ever done it to a man before though... really, I was surprised any male was willing to let anyone NOT a medical professional near their balls with a razor in hand. But he wanted me to help him. Unfortunately, I nicked him, near the base of his cock, and the sight of blood down there really freaked me out. He was just fine, and even laughed. But I never did it again. I said I'd happily watch and inspect, but never again. lol 2022... it HAS be better, right?!
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I use a razor to shave. I actually use two different razors if I have been lazy and the growth is long. I start using a Shick Extreme3 and Aveeno Shaving Gel. Once, the long growth is knocked down I switch to a Venus (5 blades) for a smooth finish. If I do get a few bumps I use Tend Skin which works miracles for razor bumps and burns. Shaving is almost an art. LOL .. but it feels so good.
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Ok, I know this is an old post of yours, but you linked it to a recent comment.. I have the same beard trimmer and I use it for the hair lines and other trimming. I shave 1 to 2 times a week, just using hot water and shave cream. I use my regular razor. I start the week with a new razor and it gets retired when I do my privates.. I shave my face every 2 to 3 days and normally do my landscaping, including the back of my neck on any day I think I might get lucky and/or on Fri. or Sat. My routine is: face, neck, balls/cock. I just love the way it feels. I'll even do everything on a big day at work. Gives me a base line of feeling clean and confident.. My g/f likes me clean and she shaves too, but we don't talk about it much.. Good luck, have fun, be safe and stay smooth...
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