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Blogs > openwm > Just a Thought

TMI of total humiliation. Part One  

openwm 58M
1313 posts
8/15/2011 8:01 pm
TMI of total humiliation. Part One

This post goes along with the one just below but is the prequel to Part Two. This is my most embarrassing sexual moment involving the rather gross but funny business of farts and sex.

My most embarrassing fart...

My girlfriend and I had just finished having an amazing sex session. I was sitting basically on her stomach and pelvic area staring into her eyes with a big smile of satisfaction on my face.

Suddenly, without ANY warning at all!!!! This loud, vibrating, echoing fart rips out of my butt! This was no ordinary toot. This was one loud burst of gas. This was also the first time I had ever passed gas in front of her. She was totally mortified and about to get angry until she realized that it wasn't on purpose and that I was completely humiliated by the experience. I could not hide fast enough under the covers in this small room we were in.

After her shock wore off, she did her best to console me. When my humiliation passed, I did have to inform her gratefully that since the worst has just happened, I no longer have to hide them anymore.

openwm 58M
6971 posts
10/4/2011 7:34 pm
    Quoting sweetest_wet:
    my late husband did that once (emphasis on the word "once") and tried to pull the covers over my head with the question of "how much do you love me?" Think that came from a tv show or a movie... anyway it was not funny despite the fact he laughed so hard he almost peed...I let him live that night.
This one room apartment was more like a boarding house or dormitory and not an apartment. I was so totally humiliated. I couldn't hide but right next to her under the covers. Thank goodness it had no Oder or I might have died!


sweetest_wet 62F

10/4/2011 7:15 pm

 my late husband did that once (emphasis on the word "once") and tried to pull the covers over my head with the question of "how much do you love me?" Think that came from a tv show or a movie... anyway it was not funny despite the fact he laughed so hard he almost peed...I let him live that night.
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them, well I have others at my blog Crazy Dreams


openwm 58M
6971 posts
9/7/2011 6:28 pm
    Quoting  :
You are so right abotu that. The worst part was I was living in an efficiency apartment at that time. So it was really just one room and there was NO Place to hide! Oh I was so embarrassed.


openwm 58M
6971 posts
8/28/2011 7:59 pm
    Quoting  :
Embarrassed doesn't even come close to how I actually felt when it happened.


openwm 58M
6971 posts
8/16/2011 3:46 am
    Quoting  :
I have in deed. She was my inspiration. Welcome back too! You must be on my page two. I'm still trying to get caught up with page number one. I'll get there I promise.


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