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Blogs > wittywoman > Cricket's Chirp

All the news that too hot to print.  

wittywoman 54F
779 posts
6/2/2015 8:31 pm
All the news that too hot to print.

Okay so my mind is a little odd..

I watch my local news sometimes and happen to have it on right now. There is much news so they are flipping from one story to the next pretty fast; not wasting any unnecessary time boring me.

And yet my mind wanders. What if Adult Dating zone had a news channel? Can you imagine?

Breaking news: WittyWoman resurfaces after 3 years of absence - what will she do, who will she do and how hot will the stories be?

Next at 11: Sexy_SandraD announces national<b> topless </font></b>day is August 29th. Puts out a call for participants.

Next up: oldirtybacchus admits he isn't really 94 years old, stay tuned for splendiferous video evidence.

Or what if we could take normal news and turn it into something Adult Dating zone worthy?

Instead of "Acting Director of TSA is re-assigned amid scandal" it could be "Acting Director of TSA craves T&A for more interesting scandal than what he's currently dealing with"

or

Senate passed a bill today that prevents the government from collecting data and phone records unless it gets a warrant first" Becomes more like "NSA employees quit enmasse upset because they are no longer permitted to listen in on some awesome phone sex"

Maybe I just want my news to be more interesting? But seriously - if it were as fun as all that you'd pay attention to the news, wouldn't you?
Hear my brain work when you check out the Cricket's Chirp
keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
6/4/2015 8:33 am

 Of course the lead off story will always be connected to the daily body counts from the ongoing blog wars...

Oh well,

Blog on!


wittywoman replies on 6/4/2015 7:21 pm:
I've been out of the blog scene for so long I've lost touch on who is warring against whom. The wars themselves (and the reasons) are often repeated regularly with name adjustments along the way... Kinda predictable that way. I just tend to stay out of it and wait it out...

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