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Og's Blog
Og's Blog Originally aired August 14, 2005 on my now-defunct blog, Life With Carry-Ons. See Og for background Recently translated from the cave paintings in New Mexico Day Urrnh - Og have painter's block. No think of bright things to say. Uuuuung. Day Rrrrrruowg - Writing racy story on cave wall. No get comments, but more people stop to stare at wall. Mostly men. Day Grrrrrowwwww - Today no care what other people think of cave painting. Og paint for Og. Others go lay in front of glacier, for all Og care. Day Eeeeeeehn - Og offend friend. Mean to make fun of cave woman with bad attitude - sometime Og wish large protruding forehead had more gray matter in it. Day ohk - Og write funny story about single-cell lifeforms emerging from primordial ooze. Not sure everyone get Og's sense of humor. Og think some take him too seriously. Day aaaaaaaaaaaaaahn - Og sorry no painting yesterday. Dinner with in-laws. Take all of Og's energy trying to avoid<b> clubbing </font></b>someone. Next time maybe Og accidentally get stepped on by dinosaur to avoid this meeting. |
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