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Blogs > stilwantmore > "Sexy Swamp Lady"

REALLY, IT IS GETTING SO HOT IN HERE..HOW ABOUT YOU? - Courtesy Maxjokes  

stilwantmore 78F
9355 posts
8/8/2010 1:12 am
REALLY, IT IS GETTING SO HOT IN HERE..HOW ABOUT YOU? - Courtesy Maxjokes

How many of us can relate to these:

The birds have to use pot holders to pull worms out of the ground.

Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard boiled eggs.

The cows are giving evaporated milk.

The trees are whistling for the dogs.

You can say 110 degrees without fainting.

You eat hot chilies to cool your mouth off.

The temperature drops below 95, you feel a bit chilly.

You discover that in August, it takes only 2 fingers to drive your motorcycle.

You discover that you can get a sunburn through your face shield.

You notice the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.

Hot water now comes out of both taps.

You can actually burn your hand on the clutch lever.

No one would dream of wearing shorts and sitting on a<b> vinyl </font></b>motorcycle or car seat!

Your biggest motorcycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?"

The next person to ask you "Hot 'nuff for ya?"
WILL receive a black eye.

stilwantmore 78F
11892 posts
8/8/2010 1:32 pm
    Quoting Extramist:
    I think that would also be true of a leather motorcycle or car seat.
Yes, it definitely would.


Extramist 66M
14079 posts
8/8/2010 12:18 pm

 I think that would also be true of a leather motorcycle or car seat.
AKA The Clit Whisperer.


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