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Blogs > stilwantmore > "Sexy Swamp Lady"

Hooah!!!!!  

stilwantmore 78F
9355 posts
10/9/2013 1:55 am
Hooah!!!!!

SEMPER TIE - Love this!

A former Sergeant in the Marine Corps took a new job as a high
school teacher. Just before the school year started, he injured his
back. He was required to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. Fortunately, the cast fit under his shirt and wasn't
noticeable at all.

On the first day of class, he found himself assigned to the toughest
students in the school. The smart-aleck punks, having already heard
the new teacher was a former Marine, were leery of him and he knew
they would be testing his<b> discipline </font></b>I the classroom. Walking
confidently into the rowdy classroom, the new teacher opened the
window wide and sat down at his desk. When a strong breeze made his tie flap, he picked up a stapler and stapled the tie to his chest.

DEAD SILENCE.....

The rest of the year went very smoothly.

"LIFE IS SHORT. SMILE WHILE YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TEETH."
stilwantmore 78F
11892 posts
10/10/2013 6:59 pm

 Something like that would certainly have gotten my attention.


rm_19harley86 74M
45446 posts
10/9/2013 7:59 am

 apparently the class got the message
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stilwantmore 78F
11892 posts
10/9/2013 5:38 am
    Quoting mmguy52:
    lol, gotta love the US Marines. A heck of a way to make a first impression.
Marines are a quality, TOUGH bunch. Am sure he got their
attention!!!!!


stilwantmore 78F
11892 posts
10/9/2013 5:37 am
    Quoting sexysixties2:
    Love it.....I bet they became the best behaved class of the school.
If he never told any of them how he could staple that tie to his
chest without it hurting, he definitely had their attention the
rest of the year.


sexysixties2 106F
Ask me for a photo
39750 posts
10/9/2013 3:45 am

 Love it.....I bet they became the best behaved class of the school.
"Age does not protect you from love, but love, to some extent, protects you from age."

~~Anais Nin~~


mmguy52 71M  
2126 posts
10/9/2013 2:56 am

 lol, gotta love the US Marines. A heck of a way to make a first impression.


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