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Friday's BIG Question & Cock Wars: The Results Are In!
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Friday's BIG Question & Cock Wars: The Results Are In! Yes indeedy, thank you so much for your votes everyone  Both polls drew clearly divided opinions from you all with the battle especially raging between and cat lovers. In fact, at one point so heated did the debate rage that police were forced to fire tear gas amongst you  Nonetheless, despite said troubles and additionally, my complete mathematical ineptitude, I have managed to tally the votes and can now announce that on a majority decision, cats ostensibly make for the better drivers (albeit somewhat bad tempered ones at that)  Now onto our second poll and you will recall that three teeny wieners did battle for the ultimate prize: Saline modification, a procedure involving injecting saline solution into the penis in order to make it swell to titanic proportions. Whilst the results are sadly brief (approximately 24 hours) the idea was for the fortuitous winner to make the absolute most of the benefits within this time frame. Or at least, that was the plan.... ...But, first thing's first; By majority of votes provided by you, the lucky winner was................... A  Um.....now unfortunately, I must reveal that despite my best intentions, I have never in fact carried out the procedure on a person previously being as I am completely medically unqualified. Nonetheless I braved the task with fortitude.....albeit with somewhat unexpected results  You see, I inadvertently slipped with the needle and inserted it into the poor<b> chaps </font></b>scrotum. .....and, as if this wasn't inept enough, upon injecting the solution into it, I subsequently discovered that it wasn't actually saline solution which I injected them with, rather a barrel of toxic waste which I accidentally rigged up to the pump Ah....... Erm....anyway, aside from these slight errors, here without any further ado ladies and gentlemen, may I proudly present unto you the winner as he looks now......... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  You know, all things considered, I actually think the results are rather good......don't you? |
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wow first comment woot. ummm sure it looks great  Pleas vote for me on BustyBettyBoop's poll [post 3146357] Pack Alpha   
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Dude! I just might have to stop being a watcher of your blogs after that pic. I don't think I can take much more of this! LOL Thoughts from the Garden...
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ok laffin i knew u was a little warped maybe a tad crazy chuckles but wtf gentle were didddddddddd you find this fine specimen of a mmm A Haggis?? that's what it is A HAGIS (all be it a pale one) alias as a scrotum/cock (actually dont know were one starts and one finishes lmao) ps.get replyin else were lol The bitch is back 
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WTF IS THAT?????
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That is so very wrong....funny as hell but so very wrong! 
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3/28/2011 9:05 pm |
thats wrong in oh so many ways !! lol
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3/28/2011 10:32 pm |
Stands back in case it blows..........lmao
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 You found something even I won't fuck. Congratulations!
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I need a needle! But.... I can;t bear to do it to your ummmm thing.
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wow first comment woot. ummm sure it looks great You know, so chuffed am I with these results that I've been thinking that maybe there might be a career in this sort of thing beckoning me
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lol You'll be pleased to know that I have a limitless quantity of decidedly icky pics waiting for you here
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lol It looks a little bit like one of those Valentine's Day, inflatable hearts
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Dude! I just might have to stop being a watcher of your blogs after that pic. I don't think I can take much more of this! LOL
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ok laffin i knew u was a little warped maybe a tad crazy chuckles but wtf gentle were didddddddddd you find this fine specimen of a mmm A Haggis?? that's what it is A HAGIS (all be it a pale one) alias as a scrotum/cock (actually dont know were one starts and one finishes lmao) ps.get replyin else were lol (late as ever  )
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lol I do it all to garner your affection Molls
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lol Those were my exact words upon the realisation that I had inadvertently substituted toxic waste for the saline solution; Still, the subsequent glowing effect of this Herculean scrotum adds a curious artistic charm I believe
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lol I think it was a method he employed in order to combat the pain; You should have seen the grimace on his face at the time
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It is indeed; I must admit that I also injected some of this into his balls to in order to cool the effects of the causticity of the toxic waste
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WTF IS THAT????? I really think that I should take up this as a new career; What do you think?
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lol This is bodily art at it's finest
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That is so very wrong....funny as hell but so very wrong!
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lol These things would also make for great car airbags; Certainly, in tests which I have carried out I have found them to possess far greater impact resistant qualities than the regular ones
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thats wrong in oh so many ways !! lol  lol There's plenty more of the same joyously gross pics on this blog
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lol Doing so would likely cause these to explode with the force of about ten atom bombs
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Stands back in case it blows..........lmao
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