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Blogs > Mygentlecaress > From The Urinal

New And Exclusive: The Greatest Gift For Guys EVER!
 

Mygentlecaress 50M
12856 posts
3/29/2011 4:50 am
New And Exclusive: The Greatest Gift For Guys EVER!
Oh yes indeed, I soooooo want one of these..............
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All hail, THE AUTO WANKER

Great Scott! Is this not the most amazing invention ever created for we chaps?
Indeed, I'm very pleased to announce that this multi-speed, masturbatory marvel is on sale now

...Mind you, I must admit that I would have preferred it if the designers would have made the hand more feminine in appearance
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rm_rubenesque8 51F
3244 posts
3/29/2011 6:00 am

 Wanked by a man. lol Are you sure there's no female hand version?


oScoobyDoo1970o 53M

3/29/2011 7:34 am
    Quoting  :
I don't know, I never had an issue with female fingernails...whistles...lol


lindoboy100 61M  
23969 posts
3/29/2011 9:39 am

 It was indeed a great scot who invented this, in common with many such life changing inventions throughout history!

And also in common with many great scottish inventions, the japanese are now manufacturing them far better and more cheaply than we ever could! If only we could stop drinking our own products!


traveljunkie13 56F
11089 posts
3/29/2011 10:30 am

 So you'll be using this when I send you those swim suit pics you requested?


BlackHeatLust 54M

3/29/2011 10:32 am

 I agree with you man no man hands only female hands touch my stick

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rm_loveslilies 57F
36204 posts
3/29/2011 11:27 am

 what is that thing made of ? it doesnt look comfy at all.
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FullOn4U 58M
20399 posts
3/29/2011 2:27 pm

 Isn't it an automated beer can holder?

Looks like it might shake the can up a bit though...


Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
3/29/2011 2:56 pm
    Quoting  :
This is admittedly somewhat disquieting for me and I have subsequently contacted the company to order a custom ladies edition (complete with nail varnish)
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milly1629 62F
Ask me for a photo
9186 posts
3/29/2011 2:57 pm

 you could put nail varnish on the hand and close your eyes


Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
3/29/2011 2:57 pm
    Quoting rm_rubenesque8:
    Wanked by a man. lol Are you sure there's no female hand version?
lol I was thinking maybe if I painted the finger nails or else gave them a French manicure then it might detract from the masculine appearance
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Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
3/29/2011 2:58 pm
    Quoting  :
I find this proposal to be most agreeable to me; Most agreeable indeed
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Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
3/29/2011 3:00 pm
    Quoting  :
Now call me a perv if thou will, but I absolutely love to see a lady's hand with long nails around my.....um....tally whacker It drives me wild
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Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
3/29/2011 3:02 pm
    Quoting oScoobyDoo1970o:
    I don't know, I never had an issue with female fingernails...whistles...lol
Long nails - I so love them (on ladies obviously)
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Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
3/29/2011 3:04 pm
    Quoting lindoboy100:
    It was indeed a great scot who invented this, in common with many such life changing inventions throughout history!

    And also in common with many great scottish inventions, the japanese are now manufacturing them far better and more cheaply than we ever could! If only we could stop drinking our own products!
lol I wish I would have invented this; I bet I could have made a fortune off of the things
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Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
3/29/2011 3:05 pm
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lol Ah that's easy - I'm a man so my two free hands will be twiddling on my games console at the same time; It's every blokes notion of heaven
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Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
3/29/2011 3:08 pm
    Quoting traveljunkie13:
    So you'll be using this when I send you those swim suit pics you requested?
Oh no, never would I do you the disservice; For you, only the most sensual skin on skin variety of 'stroking' will suffice
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Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
3/29/2011 3:10 pm
    Quoting BlackHeatLust:
    I agree with you man no man hands only female hands touch my stick
lol Amen to that My joystick is a chap free zone....well, other than myself of course
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Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
3/29/2011 3:12 pm
    Quoting  :
lol I've just heard that there is indeed a smaller size version for micro-penis possessors as featured a few posts ago.
The main difference is that instead of the hand you see here, their version is equipped with some tweezers
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Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
3/29/2011 3:13 pm
    Quoting  :
lol It would certainly make it far more user friendly for me
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Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
3/29/2011 3:15 pm
    Quoting rm_loveslilies:
    what is that thing made of ? it doesnt look comfy at all.
It looks to be made of plastic to me although I'll wager for comfort considerations, it is more likely a latex casting and will require water based lube in order to augment the snug fit
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Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
3/29/2011 3:18 pm
    Quoting Softsheetsnme:
    French manicure might be nice also. Either would be far sexier than what's currently there.

    I get that the speed is adjustable but I wonder if it applies pressure differently in the midst of stroking like a woman would.
lol That's a good point; In fact I'd imagine that this would in all likelihood not provide much of a great experience at all, precisely based upon it's non changing motion.
As you quite rightly stated, it is the variation in technique which provides the real pleasure after all
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Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
3/29/2011 3:19 pm
    Quoting FullOn4U:
    Isn't it an automated beer can holder?

    Looks like it might shake the can up a bit though...
lol It might make for an excellent cocktail shaker
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Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
3/29/2011 3:38 pm
    Quoting milly1629:
    you could put nail varnish on the hand and close your eyes
lol And give it a full pedicure to for added authenticity
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gardenboy321 60M  
41936 posts
3/29/2011 9:50 pm

 I think my hand would get jealous though!
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Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
3/30/2011 1:54 am
    Quoting  :
lol Or put on some acrylics
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