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Chaps - our time on earth is drawing to a close....
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Chaps - our time on earth is drawing to a close.... Yes it's surely true for very soon we men will no longer serve any purpose to the ladies on the planet. Why? Well look no further...... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  Damn those meddling genetic scientists! They can now grow penises on trees  We men are doomed! Doomed I tell you   |
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I heard they were trialing vagina trees too brother, so before you know it women will also be redundant and the world will be over-run with sex crazed prick trees shagging horny bushes!
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best i start growing myself some of those i think!! lol big hugs xoxoxoxo Life is what we make it, so let's make it good!!! come visit my blog bettiebear Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away.     
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Hey! We men still have our watermelons! Thoughts from the Garden...
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Oh you know we love you all for more than just your penis. It's the whole package we want in bed with us- your arms around us, your chest pressing against ours, that ass to grab on to...
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lol You could even grow different varieties and sizes - completely custom to your choice Truly, with such a revolutionary breakthrough though, I fear that we males as a species will surely become extinct in no time at all 
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I heard they were trialing vagina trees too brother, so before you know it women will also be redundant and the world will be over-run with sex crazed prick trees shagging horny bushes!
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This is true Perhaps I'm not entirely redundant yet after all then
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lol She's been taking full advantage of these phallic beauties
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lol Hmmm....I foresee an idea here - Elephant dildo's Yes indeed, this idea could make me a tidy fortune....or at least it would if elephants dealt in currency that is
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best i start growing myself some of those i think!! lol big hugs xoxoxoxo
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lol That's another advantage these have over the real mccoy's: You can happily use these in a whole multitude of dishes afterwards as they're incredibly versatile. Mind you, cannibalistic ladies will not find this much of a revolution
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I'm very pleased to hear that; When it comes to it and these things start to be awarded civil rights etc. I hope that I can count on your vote to place a protection order on the more traditional male?
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lol These are set to make cucumbers an impromptu sex aid of the past; Indeed, these are equipped with working testes!
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lol Any lady practising with these will likely find any subsequent sensual pursuits with real men to be somewhat underwhelming in comparison Damn, I never thought I'd be jealous of a bloody fruit before
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Hey! We men still have our watermelons!
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Oh you know we love you all for more than just your penis. It's the whole package we want in bed with us- your arms around us, your chest pressing against ours, that ass to grab on to...
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lol Judging by the look on the perverse old ladies face, I'd say that she is in complete agreement with you
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lol With trees bearing these fruits, I'll wager that tree hugging is likely to become a common female hobby
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That's bit large for my taste, do they come in various sizes...lol...I really don't think any of us women are going to get rid of sexy chaps like you for some hot veggie toy. Are you sure you're feeling ok? Or did you just miss my purplepeachiness b/c this is like 4 posts in a row I've been able to comment on without running screaming with mental scars...lol Kisses, LeeANn Kisses, LA   
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Love it!!! What are they? I wonder what it tastes like? Guess I'll have to sink my teeth into it to find out huh? I bet its creamy inside!!!
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Hmmmm...I think his victims will fall deeper in lust with each bite.... ~~I may be no better, but at least I am different.~~ Jean-Jacques Rousseau ~~Stop by my adventure land ~♑~Reambiguating the world~♑~  
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I WANT one of those trees!!!
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lol It'll be like a perverse, porno version of Day Of The Triffid's brother 
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That's bit large for my taste, do they come in various sizes...lol...I really don't think any of us women are going to get rid of sexy chaps like you for some hot veggie toy. Are you sure you're feeling ok? Or did you just miss my purplepeachiness b/c this is like 4 posts in a row I've been able to comment on without running screaming with mental scars...lol Kisses, LeeANn Ah, I'm just lulling you all into a false sense of security before I'll suddenly unveil a gross pic of vomit inducing puissance
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Love it!!! What are they? I wonder what it tastes like? Guess I'll have to sink my teeth into it to find out huh? I bet its creamy inside!!! You're of course more than welcome to have a bite of one but if passion fruit isn't to your tastes, I'm sure I can always supply you with an alternative.....  
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