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Blogs > Mygentlecaress > From The Urinal

Flower Pressing.....
 

Mygentlecaress 50M
12856 posts
3/13/2012 3:47 pm
Flower Pressing.....
.....was a highly popular hobby in Victorian times enjoyed by both and adults alike.
...Of course that's because in those days there wasn't XBox's and internet porn to keep them amused but nonetheless I for one find it truly charming when here in the 21st century with all of our technological advances, some folk choose to revisit the bygone days and resurrect such innocent pursuits as incidentally, has the chap below in this absolutely delightful pic....
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How lovely eh?
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ilyan_72 51F
1473 posts
3/13/2012 6:51 pm

 ...
Greatest things are yet to come!!


GloryUnBound 53F
516 posts
3/13/2012 6:57 pm

 Oh Holy Cow!!! I will never bitch about having a mammogram again!
Red lipstick and "fuck me" shoes. What more could you want?


traveljunkie13 56F
11089 posts
3/13/2012 6:57 pm

 Oh...um...


Furbal1972 52M
18571 posts
3/13/2012 7:18 pm

 THAT IS JUST WRONG!

And to think.... He had to take the time to clamp down all the screws on that (hopefully) pencil dick of his! That's gotta cause permanent damage. ... Not to mention .. "OUCH!"

I'm not going to ask where you find fucked up pics like these. I don't want to know! ...

Read my diary Journal of a Taxi Driver for taxi stories and pictures of flowers and trees.


blondegirlis 56F
4497 posts
3/13/2012 9:27 pm

 Why would you want to do THAT?!


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
3/14/2012 1:26 am

 How long before it dries out? Then what's he going to do with it?


FullOn4U 58M
20399 posts
3/14/2012 3:24 am

 I bet he's a postman


lindoboy100 61M  
23969 posts
3/14/2012 3:53 am

 Lends a whole new meaning to the phrase 'piss flap(s)'!!!!!!

You disgust me sometimes brother!


newgirl70000 53F
946 posts
3/14/2012 8:21 am

 As much as I love you really, for these pics, I hate you.

I swear, I'll never be able to eat char su pork again!

NG
"What's wrong with comfort and efficiency?"
"Nothing but no-one wants to f**k it."


Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
3/14/2012 8:27 am
    Quoting  :
lol Let's add some lemon juice and sugar to it
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Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
3/14/2012 8:28 am

 All I can think of when looking at this is.....THE PAIN!
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Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
3/14/2012 8:29 am
    Quoting GloryUnBound:
    Oh Holy Cow!!! I will never bitch about having a mammogram again!
I wonder if this chaps todger will ever fully regain it's natural dimensions again after this ill advised little escapade
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Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
3/14/2012 8:43 am

 lol I'll second that sentiment
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Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
3/14/2012 8:45 am
    Quoting Furbal1972:
    THAT IS JUST WRONG!

    And to think.... He had to take the time to clamp down all the screws on that (hopefully) pencil dick of his! That's gotta cause permanent damage. ... Not to mention .. "OUCH!"

    I'm not going to ask where you find fucked up pics like these. I don't want to know! ...
lol I think he may have been inspired by some obscure mediaeval torture device for this little exploit
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Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
3/14/2012 8:45 am
    Quoting  :
This poor chaps boundaries look decidedly flattened
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Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
3/14/2012 9:49 am

 It seems that people will do almost anything for their few minutes of internet fame
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Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
3/14/2012 9:50 am
    Quoting  :
Looking at the pic I keep hearing the imaginary crunching sounds of his weener being slowly flattened
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Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
3/14/2012 11:55 am
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I've heard that the experience can be a very painful one and that this in itself puts some ladies off from having the test performed which of course is a highly inadvisable thing to do.
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Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
3/14/2012 11:58 am
    Quoting marysia4u:
    How long before it dries out? Then what's he going to do with it?

lol He could always use it as a book mark I guess
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Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
3/14/2012 12:00 pm

 lol It looks like a second class package
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Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
3/14/2012 12:24 pm
    Quoting lindoboy100:
    Lends a whole new meaning to the phrase 'piss flap(s)'!!!!!!

    You disgust me sometimes brother!
lol I actually stole this photo from Uncle Jethro's private collection
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Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
3/14/2012 12:27 pm
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lol Inspired by this amazing feat, I tried to recreate the results Unfortunately though I couldn't get my hands on any perspex nor the butterfly nuts so instead opted to place my penis between two cement blocks.......I am now typing to you from my hospital bed
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Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
3/14/2012 12:30 pm
    Quoting newgirl70000:
    As much as I love you really, for these pics, I hate you.

    I swear, I'll never be able to eat char su pork again!

    NG
lol It kind of reminds me of thinly cut spam
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Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
3/14/2012 12:50 pm

 I think the top left screw looks like it could do with a little bit of tightening though
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SexiLuvinGirl 65F
6975 posts
3/14/2012 1:42 pm

 Ouch!


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