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My theory is.....I'm a dick magnet???
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My theory is.....I'm a dick magnet???  First of all I want to apologize for my last two emotional meltdowns. I will try to refrain from posting stuff like that anymore...who wants to read a blog to be all depressed and shit?? NO ONE....SO I AM VERY SORRY!!! One last note on it for anyone that is curious, then I'm done. Results came in yesterday....she has cancer. It is the carciniod kind  So obviously yesterday sucked ass......and today REALLY SUCKED too.  So I decided I will just go back to doing what I do best (ummmmm here anyway) tearing into inconsiderate, douchebaggish, fucktards that don't deserve to be on this site or even breathing in general. I got this message yesterday. I used it when commenting on 2leads "Holy Shit" post. Let's just say it was unanimous....this guy is a complete and total jackass. I really wish I could post the handle  of this douche. Well technically I wish I could BITE his "handle" right the fuck off and cram it down his insensitive cock swallowing throat. He sure as hell won't get a reply from me in this lifetime....haha well that is a "nice" reply anyway. He will be getting the customary link to this post however. I also want to say that in my profile I say this.... "I love fucking and being told what to do, not really into "making love"" I really thought it was clear that I like being told what do DURING SEX....and only then?? But apparently not?? xxxPiercerxx 35 year old Man Columbia, Missouri a sub? Jul 20, 2010 3:11 PM CDT I read your blog and since you like being told what to do... Why don't you shut the fuck up and stop running your mouth! Who the fuck told you to write so god damn much anyway!? You want a fucking medal for your witty commentary. You are god damn lucky I didn't read this shit in front of you. I would have flogged your worthless slut ass till it glows<b> red hot... </font></b>You don't tell me shit about women and their orgasms. I will let you come once you have fuckin earned it and not a second sooner. Check me out want2sub. I got what you need. His profile: Introduction Ask me for photo if you need one or two. Need them for what.....I've seen the ones you have posted, NO THANKS I ain't no pretty boy with a hairless chest and chiseled abs. Thanks for the FYI but I know captain obvious...once again, I've seen your fucking pictures I have a long goatee with sea shells in it and wear mostly black with an occasional tye-dye in the mix WTF is up with the sea shells? Are you related to spongebob....I bet I could hear the ocean if I put my ear next to your asshole huh? I know right away that I am not the "ideal" guy you are searching for, but why be interested in me?Enlighten me great and mighty douche master? I will not lie or deceive you No you'll just be a disrespectful dick in other ways? I shave my head So?? Try shaving the sea shell infested mop on your face!!! I have a 50 inch chest and a 38 inch waist And??? I work out 5-6 days a week Obviously not on your personality or social skills?? I weigh 240 lbs, and can pick you up off the ground or over my head. Ummm I'm NOT the dumb bell in this scenario!! I have beautiful tattoo's that mean something to me Maybe but you have an UGLY attitude....THAT MEANS SOMETHING TO ME!!! I have some body piercings that can curl your toes So you dick wasn't long enough and you thought you'd add a metal extension??? I have my cock pierced twice and three hoops in my scrotum, my nipples are done also You are REALLY trying to over-compensate here aren't you? I have a web cam so we can chat face to face Oh yay! Yeah I've seen the pics....not a great sales pitch I am in an open relationship and will not lie about being married or loving my wife If I were married to you I would prefer other women were fucking you instead of me too My wife loves women as much as I do So apparently the metal extensions aren't working out for you?? I am a trained and professional body piercer, ask me about it, men women, whoever whoever?? are there more options?? I have an enormous sexual energy and can come 3 times during sex without stopping, or chemical aid thank you Big fucking deal...me too?? I am on here looking to meet people who share the same ideals as me Good luck with that, when you find them tell them not to email me!! lets chat now Let's NOT.......FUCKING EVER!!! My Ideal Person: Please just be upfront about what it is you are looking for. Without a doubt.....NOT YOU!! If you do not like tattoos or piercings, I am not for you. Really?? I prefer to IM then regular e-mail I prefer YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP. If you need an awesome piercing or tattoo hit me up. I will totally get right on that...as soon as hell freezes over. I'm also a business man. Don't forget to add social retard to the list too. YOU GOT WHAT I NEED?????? If by that you mean an egotistical, inconsiderate, cock sucking, ass pimple....then YES BABY THAT IS YOU!! If you read my blog you would've been smart enough to know NOT TO SEND ME A MESSAGE LIKE THAT. So you are the one that needs TO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND QUIT RUNNING YOUR MOUTH. No, I don't want a medal for my witty commentary however I would love one for kicking your dick so hard your piercings get caught on your bladder. And YOU are God damn lucky I didn't read this shit in front of you or that is fucking EXACTLY what would've happened!! I'll tell you whatever the fuck I want...because you are indeed absolutely CLUELESS in many areas! Being submissive doesn't make me a doormat, it doesn't mean I want to be treated like shit and it SURE AS FUCK DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO TALK TO ME LIKE THAT!!! And I SURE AS FUCK don't have to EARN ANYTHING FROM YOU!! Now hurry along back to your cave....before I have to drag your faggot ass there by your sea shells.... For those of you new to my blog, in his message he is referring to this post The multifaceted inner workings of the female orgasm "The truth shall set you free.....but first it will probably piss you the f{=}ck off!!" ღ ღ To Be Perfectly Blunt... ღ ღ ~ღ~ Latest Posts ~ღ~ ~~ Does this pole make me look fat~~ * A squirter Who fucking knewreally *~* Winning Losing Who the fuck cares * Could I be a bigger mess *~* And now, back to our regularly scheduled program |
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Wow! And I thought some of my douchebag emails I get were bad. I'm feeling so much better about them now.
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 I do believe you have the makings of a switch. Channel that aggression. Like I said on 2LU's post, the guy is a wanna be Dom but lacks the discipline to be one. Berating is not domination, its a sign of low self esteem. He is the one that should be groveling at your feet, hell, send him my way and he will be licking the bottom of MY stilettos after I've walked through the mud.
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Wow! And I thought some of my douchebag emails I get were bad. I'm feeling so much better about them now.  Thanks for stopping by! "The truth shall set you free.....but first it will probably piss you the f{=}ck off!!" ღ ღ To Be Perfectly Blunt... ღ ღ ~ღ~ Latest Posts ~ღ~ ~~ Does this pole make me look fat~~ * A squirter Who fucking knewreally *~* Winning Losing Who the fuck cares * Could I be a bigger mess *~* And now, back to our regularly scheduled program
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I do believe you have the makings of a switch. Channel that aggression. Like I said on 2LU's post, the guy is a wanna be Dom but lacks the discipline to be one. Berating is not domination, its a sign of low self esteem. He is the one that should be groveling at your feet, hell, send him my way and he will be licking the bottom of MY stilettos after I've walked through the mud.I've wondered that, I can be very aggressive (obviously) at times...but only when angry or provoked. Haha!! Well maybe you are right? That is a damn nice thought!! Thanks for stopping by! Oh yeah you might want to check your messages?  "The truth shall set you free.....but first it will probably piss you the f{=}ck off!!" ღ ღ To Be Perfectly Blunt... ღ ღ ~ღ~ Latest Posts ~ღ~ ~~ Does this pole make me look fat~~ * A squirter Who fucking knewreally *~* Winning Losing Who the fuck cares * Could I be a bigger mess *~* And now, back to our regularly scheduled program
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Thank you, it definately does help to vent them! Glad you enjoyed them! "The truth shall set you free.....but first it will probably piss you the f{=}ck off!!" ღ ღ To Be Perfectly Blunt... ღ ღ ~ღ~ Latest Posts ~ღ~ ~~ Does this pole make me look fat~~ * A squirter Who fucking knewreally *~* Winning Losing Who the fuck cares * Could I be a bigger mess *~* And now, back to our regularly scheduled program
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Yes ma'am he sure is! Thank you WW. I hate the word and and everything about it! "The truth shall set you free.....but first it will probably piss you the f{=}ck off!!" ღ ღ To Be Perfectly Blunt... ღ ღ ~ღ~ Latest Posts ~ღ~ ~~ Does this pole make me look fat~~ * A squirter Who fucking knewreally *~* Winning Losing Who the fuck cares * Could I be a bigger mess *~* And now, back to our regularly scheduled program
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This mental midget has no clue what being a Dom is, much less the real essence of the dom/sub relationship. He wants to be worshiped without earning it. He's a dog lover/owner (a big one. Guaranteed.) and a cat hater. Guys like that want a one-sided relationship: I come home and kick you in the ass, later you can suck my dick... IF it will make you feel better. Cuz I'm a generous guy, babyyyyy." Asswipe.
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This mental midget has no clue what being a Dom is, much less the real essence of the dom/sub relationship. He wants to be worshiped without earning it. He's a dog lover/owner (a big one. Guaranteed.) and a cat hater. Guys like that want a one-sided relationship: I come home and kick you in the ass, later you can suck my dick... IF it will make you feel better. Cuz I'm a generous guy, babyyyyy." Asswipe. You always know the perfect things to say  Would you do me a favor and move Georgia a little closer to Missouri?? "The truth shall set you free.....but first it will probably piss you the f{=}ck off!!" ღ ღ To Be Perfectly Blunt... ღ ღ ~ღ~ Latest Posts ~ღ~ ~~ Does this pole make me look fat~~ * A squirter Who fucking knewreally *~* Winning Losing Who the fuck cares * Could I be a bigger mess *~* And now, back to our regularly scheduled program
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Thank you Annie! I think I'm done ranting about it here....It just doesn't feel right. But I might take you up on that offer and rant directly to you if I need to!! Thanks hon!  "The truth shall set you free.....but first it will probably piss you the f{=}ck off!!" ღ ღ To Be Perfectly Blunt... ღ ღ ~ღ~ Latest Posts ~ღ~ ~~ Does this pole make me look fat~~ * A squirter Who fucking knewreally *~* Winning Losing Who the fuck cares * Could I be a bigger mess *~* And now, back to our regularly scheduled program
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Holy shit!!!! You are on fire, girl! I sure hope that cocksucker read this! ***
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7/23/2010 9:12 pm |
After reading all your blogs and saying you have this great sense of humor you certainly are sensitive. You said you wanted interesting messages to get your attention. I got it didn't I? I thought you would have laughed at my message. It was intended to make you laugh. I still like you, but the term faggot? Come on honey, a sensitive bigot. It doesn't suit you...
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7/24/2010 8:30 am |
LOL!!!! Almost to long to respond too.... Damn it woman.... I keep telling you.... shorten your posts!!!! Anyways!!!! He sounds like me.... and you love me????? It is cause you are so caustic...... try and be more loving..... like Dice.... see, there is a bunch of women in my harem...... trying to have me overthrown????? Like my pimp had is too heavy??? Dice has felt the need to improve your boring blog???????
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Holy shit!!!! You are on fire, girl! I sure hope that cocksucker read this! And he did....his reply is right below yours!! Ooops??  "The truth shall set you free.....but first it will probably piss you the f{=}ck off!!" ღ ღ To Be Perfectly Blunt... ღ ღ ~ღ~ Latest Posts ~ღ~ ~~ Does this pole make me look fat~~ * A squirter Who fucking knewreally *~* Winning Losing Who the fuck cares * Could I be a bigger mess *~* And now, back to our regularly scheduled program
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After reading all your blogs and saying you have this great sense of humor you certainly are sensitive. You said you wanted interesting messages to get your attention. I got it didn't I? I thought you would have laughed at my message. It was intended to make you laugh. I still like you, but the term faggot? Come on honey, a sensitive bigot. It doesn't suit you... You definitely got my attention!! Yeah, ummm clearly I did not laugh....well I kinda did after reading this post. I really do crack myself up sometimes. And you have to admit the spongebob comment was pretty fucking good!! It's impressive after reading this you can say you still like me? I'm still on the fence about you. But I can honestly say now, that I no longer feel the need to bite your dick off and cram it down your throat.  Sensitive is definitely not a word I would use to describe myself. Maybe just stark-raving-cunt when provoked! Not a biggot either, it's just that I can only use the words douche and fucktard so many times before it starts to lose impact. So in the spirit of forgiveness and crap, I will say I apologize for not being a mind reader and knowing that was a joke. Oh and thanks for reading my blog!! Maybe if you would've commented here a few times first, I would've "got" the message they way you intended it?? "The truth shall set you free.....but first it will probably piss you the f{=}ck off!!" ღ ღ To Be Perfectly Blunt... ღ ღ ~ღ~ Latest Posts ~ღ~ ~~ Does this pole make me look fat~~ * A squirter Who fucking knewreally *~* Winning Losing Who the fuck cares * Could I be a bigger mess *~* And now, back to our regularly scheduled program
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LOL!!!! Almost to long to respond too.... Damn it woman.... I keep telling you.... shorten your posts!!!! Anyways!!!! He sounds like me.... and you love me????? It is cause you are so caustic...... try and be more loving..... like Dice.... see, there is a bunch of women in my harem...... trying to have me overthrown????? Like my pimp had is too heavy??? Hey I'm trying to keep them short!! Just remember as cool as I am....I'm still a woman. That means sometimes I just don't know when to shut the fuck up!! I am multi talented. Yes I am caustic but I am also loving. But it's hard to be funny about mushy shit!! I prefer jabs and one-liners. Loving has its place and for the most part it isn't on my blog!! Yes I know they are....I was "invited" to help. I am not just not interested in the drama. Maybe you just need a "new" harem??  "The truth shall set you free.....but first it will probably piss you the f{=}ck off!!" ღ ღ To Be Perfectly Blunt... ღ ღ ~ღ~ Latest Posts ~ღ~ ~~ Does this pole make me look fat~~ * A squirter Who fucking knewreally *~* Winning Losing Who the fuck cares * Could I be a bigger mess *~* And now, back to our regularly scheduled program
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7/24/2010 5:57 pm |
LOL!! Hey I'm trying to keep them short!! Just remember as cool as I am....I'm still a woman. That means sometimes I just don't know when to shut the fuck up!! I am multi talented. Yes I am caustic but I am also loving. But it's hard to be funny about mushy shit!! I prefer jabs and one-liners. Loving has its place and for the most part it isn't on my blog!! Yes I know they are....I was "invited" to help. I am not just not interested in the drama. Maybe you just need a "new" harem?? Dice has felt the need to improve your boring blog???????
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what. the. fuck. Fucking sociopath!! I guess he thought you really wanted a hostile master to fuck your shit up. Some women are into that, but really...go on ALT. com or something for that hardcore dom/sub crap. Your comments on his profile are beautiful though. I love it!! you're fantastic. ArtemisJ is Keeping It Real
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After reading all your blogs and saying you have this great sense of humor you certainly are sensitive. You said you wanted interesting messages to get your attention. I got it didn't I? I thought you would have laughed at my message. It was intended to make you laugh. I still like you, but the term faggot? Come on honey, a sensitive bigot. It doesn't suit you... You gotta throw in something that let's a person know you are fucking around. ArtemisJ is Keeping It Real
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what. the. fuck. Fucking sociopath!! I guess he thought you really wanted a hostile master to fuck your shit up. Some women are into that, but really...go on ALT. com or something for that hardcore dom/sub crap. Your comments on his profile are beautiful though. I love it!! you're fantastic. I do have a standard profile on ALT, but most of the people on there are just way to hardcore for me. I rarely even log in there. Thanks...I really do enjoy that part. It makes all the crappy emails worth it.  Wow, that means a lot coming from you...thanks for stopping by!  "The truth shall set you free.....but first it will probably piss you the f{=}ck off!!" ღ ღ To Be Perfectly Blunt... ღ ღ ~ღ~ Latest Posts ~ღ~ ~~ Does this pole make me look fat~~ * A squirter Who fucking knewreally *~* Winning Losing Who the fuck cares * Could I be a bigger mess *~* And now, back to our regularly scheduled program
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Theory was good - execution...fail. You gotta throw in something that let's a person know you are fucking around. "The truth shall set you free.....but first it will probably piss you the f{=}ck off!!" ღ ღ To Be Perfectly Blunt... ღ ღ ~ღ~ Latest Posts ~ღ~ ~~ Does this pole make me look fat~~ * A squirter Who fucking knewreally *~* Winning Losing Who the fuck cares * Could I be a bigger mess *~* And now, back to our regularly scheduled program
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7/26/2010 9:32 pm |
You guys are too funny. Thanks for the chuckles. Next time a LOL will be inserted.
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You guys are too funny. Thanks for the chuckles. Next time a LOL will be inserted. As long as you remember the LOL's you are welcome here anytime! "The truth shall set you free.....but first it will probably piss you the f{=}ck off!!" ღ ღ To Be Perfectly Blunt... ღ ღ ~ღ~ Latest Posts ~ღ~ ~~ Does this pole make me look fat~~ * A squirter Who fucking knewreally *~* Winning Losing Who the fuck cares * Could I be a bigger mess *~* And now, back to our regularly scheduled program
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