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Hurrah! I've found the king of idiotic messages
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Hurrah! I've found the king of idiotic messages Seriously you will NOT believe this guy. Really, you won't. This guy whom I shall call Zack (I'm being very nice already by not posting his whole handle), has posted at least 3 or 4 comments on my blog sometimes in English, sometimes in Malay (my country's local language) basically saying "If you want to, you can call me, my number is there (in his handle), ok". I ignored him and deleted his posts a few times and finally got so fed up of him spamming my blog, I sent him an email telling him off... and results were just too damn funny. Most of it is in Malay though, but of course, English translation is included as required. And the guy wrote ALL his replies in his email subject too. Like hello? Are you familiar with the area where you type your email which has a much longer character limit? Well, after reading his replies to my mails, I guess even that concept was too much for his brain to handle: Me: I AM NOT INTERESTED IN YOU. PLEASE DON'T POST ON MY BLOG ANYMORE. TERIMA KASIH OK (THANK YOU OK). YEEESH Zack: knape,i nak jmpe u,bukan free k (why, i want to meet you, not free k) Me: Oh ya, kalau kamu ada baca blog saya (dan saya rasa u memang tidak baca satu perkataan pun) kamu akan tahu saya baru dapat pembedahan. Maksudnya dalam Bahasa English, I CAN'T HAVE SEX NOW BECAUSE I NEED TO RECOVER FROM MY SURGERY. Saya juga mungkin ada jangkitan HPV, maksudnya, Human Papillomavirus, dan itu satu jenis jangkitan seksual. Masih mau saya ke? (Oh yeah, if you have read my blog (and I guess you haven't read one word of it)you would know that I just underwent a surgery. Meaning in English, I CAN'T HAVE SEX NOW BECAUSE I NEED TO RECOVER FROM MY SURGERY. I also may have a HPV infection, meaning Human Papillomavirus, and that is a sexually transmittable disease. You still want me?) (Note: Was just trying to freak out the guy to leave me alone  )Zack: tau le dah bace pun td,i nk jmpe bkan utk sex,i faham situasi you k,i just nak knal you,i just nak teman g clubing (i know and have read it just now, i don't want to meet for sex, i understand your situation, i just want to get to know you, i want a friend to go<b> clubbing </font></b>with) Me: 1) Tak free pun, bukan maksudnya blog itu boleh jadikan tempat untuk kamu untuk mengiklankan diri sendiri. Kalau lu memang ADA baca blog saya, memang kau akan tau saya tak suka orang buat 'self-advertising' on my blog. Tau tak apa tu the TIMHOS? 2) U takde kawan pegi<b> clubbing </font></b>dengan lu ke? Kena cari kat sini? Sangat sangat sedih. 3) Lu ada bayar pun, dengan mesej macam tu, saya pun tak mau jumpa lah. (1) Even though the site is not free, doesn't mean my blog is a place for you to advertise yourself. If you actually DO read my blog, you would know I hate guys that self-advertise on my blog. Do you know is the TIMHOS? 2) You don't have any friends to go<b> clubbing </font></b>with you? Have to look here? That is very, very sad. 3)Even if you were paying, with messages like yours, I also wouldn't want to meet you) (Get ready for the fun part!!! ^_^) Zack: tolong bgtau k,norzeha70,i tgu die,i xleh nak email kat die,prob ape ntah (please tell k, norzeha70, i am waiting for her, i cannot email her, dunno what is the problem) Me: I'll email them and tell them how lame you are, k? I can't believe after all that, the guy had the nerve to ask me to help him to email someone coz' he can't send emails (obviously because he's a standard member and his IQ is too low to understand that that means he doesn't normally get mailing rights). But I checked out the username norzeha70, and they turned out to be a COUPLE profile, which specifically states that they are only into married couples and NOT single men. I suspect that zack has been annoying them too. And so I did him the favour he requested and sent this norzeha70an email like he requested... well, not exactly the way he requested of course... Title: Message from annoying zack Hi there, I'm not asking for a romp. However, I have this guy whose handle is zack******** (I'm not sure if you know him) who keeps posting annoying comments on my Adult Dating zone blog asking me to call him. So when I finally emailed him to tell him in a not-very-nice manner that I'm totally not interested, after a bit of whining from his side, he in turn asked me to 'help him' by sending you two an email coz' he can't do so. Well, he didn't tell me WHAT to email you, so I thought I'd do him and both of you a favour by saying please ignore this zack******* because he is a total douchebag. Other than that, I hope you were somewhat amused, apologies if I offended you at my indirect tirade at this annoying guy, and happy couple romping! ^_^ And after I was done writing that lovely message, I checked my mail back and got this reply from the guy: Zack: tq nea,nice to b friends k You know they say laughter is the best medicine, and since I just had my biopsy, I think this really did the trick to help me get better. Coz' I was laughing like a hyena at that last email. His mum should have just named him STOOOOOPIIIID. |
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You know what would be really funny? If he posted the same self-advertising message on this very blog post. Please dear God, let him be dumb enough to do so, so I can die laughing and go to heaven.
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Yeah, I should have told the couple that he's just waiting for them to go clubbing. ^_^
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Just got back this message from the couple: "thanks naemya for ur advise,we also not interested in single and scumbag like that,thank u so much,we only prefer married couple or single for my bi curious wife tq so much bye " Suspicion that zack was being equally annoying to them pretty much confirmed.
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 ...  ...  it seems another lost lamb has fount its way here ... .. so anyway ... happy new year you ... may you experience be less pain full next year  
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Just ignore scum like zack and don't do him the favour by messaging the couple. It may not be the last you will hear from him. Ban him or report him for abuse. Hope you will have a quick recovery from your surgery. Take good care of yourself. Happy New Year.
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Are you asking to be the king of idiotic messages? I'll take that under consideration. ^_^
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Just ignore scum like zack and don't do him the favour by messaging the couple. It may not be the last you will hear from him. Ban him or report him for abuse. Hope you will have a quick recovery from your surgery. Take good care of yourself. Happy New Year.
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1/2/2011 7:51 pm |
hehehehe tht was hilarious! Ya pls do update me abt the Biposy results soon. till then.... Take good care ok 
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hehehehe tht was hilarious! Ya pls do update me abt the Biposy results soon. till then.... Take good care ok
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I've already had my go with the Jer, and crossing my fingers for another round. 
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