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Blogs > remedyF > Sex, Music, Law & Writing

another funny  

remedyF 49F
1038 posts
4/3/2013 2:08 pm
another funny

There were two nuns...

One of them was known as Sister Mathematical, SM, and the other one was known as Sister Logical, SL.

It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.

SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.

SL: It's logical. He wants to us.

SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most? What can we do?

SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.

SM: It's not working.

SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.

SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.

SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.

So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.

Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.

Then Sister Logical arrives.

SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!

SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both, so he followed me.

SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?

SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.

SM: And?

SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.

SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?

SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.

SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?

SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.

SM: Oh, no! What happened then?

SL: Isn't it logical, Sister?

A nun with her dress up can run faster than man with his pants down.

And for those of you who thought it would be dirty, say two Hail Marys!

music is what feelings sound like.
DarkNJPassenger 46M
403 posts
4/3/2013 5:17 pm

 ...haven't we all been there once or twice...


remedyF 49F
680 posts
4/4/2013 10:36 pm

 jZ:
some of us more than that ..

charmer:
it as cute, no?

daytime:
did you say your 2 Hail Marys?

music is what feelings sound like.


mocetar7 54M
Ask me for a photo
1940 posts
4/5/2013 5:39 am

 Hilarious!

Cheers to SL!


remedyF 49F
680 posts
4/5/2013 3:43 pm

 moce:


music is what feelings sound like.


DarkNJPassenger 46M
403 posts
4/9/2013 9:48 pm

 ...now that sounds like there's a story there...


remedyF 49F
680 posts
4/12/2013 8:29 pm

 jZ:
you're such a perv .. i like it ..

music is what feelings sound like.


rm_nsam4wocala 51M
1 post
4/13/2013 7:20 am

 I was rooting for Sister Mathematical...


remedyF 49F
680 posts
4/13/2013 3:12 pm

 nsa:
lol ..

music is what feelings sound like.


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