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Blogs > senecaguy2 > Sex - Hot - Cold - Fun - Funny

My observations about porn  

senecaguy2 63M
536 posts
5/30/2012 8:46 am

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7/2/2013 11:14 am
My observations about porn

1. Women wear high heels to bed.
2. Men are never impotent.
3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.
4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her.
5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm.
6. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob.
7. Women always orgasm when men do.
8. A blowjob will always get a woman out of a speeding ticket.
9. All women are noisy cummers.
10. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt.
11. Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum.
12. If there is two of them they "high five" each other. (and the girl isn't disgusted!)
13. Double penetration makes women smile.
14. Asian men don't exist.
15. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes, the boyfriend won't bash seven shades of shit out of you if you shove your cock in his girlfriend's mouth.
16. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite her by giving her a gentle slap on the butt.
17. Nurses suck patients cocks.
18. Men always pull out.
19. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she'll only be momentarily pissed off before fucking the both of you.
20. Women never have headaches... or periods.
21. When a woman is sucking a man's cock, it's important for him to remind her to "suck it".
22. A man ejaculating on a woman’s butt is a satisfying result for all parties concerned.
23. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers and find a cock there.
24. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip.

I have to say I don't watch porn much anymore. I find it idealized and not real. I would prefer real sex..

JustHere2Cam 56M
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5/30/2012 11:28 am

 Loved this list. If I may add a few...

* There's no better lubricant than spit. Lots and lots of spit. The more spitting, the better.

* A woman can take just about anything up her ass with no trouble at all. Fingers, cocks, watermelons... it's all good.

* When having sex in public, nobody will ever interrupt you... unless you want them to join in.

* Going from ass to mouth is no big deal.

* Women lose vibrators between seat cushions about as frequently as a guy loses the remote control for the TV.

* Pizza delivery guys, plumbers, and handymen get laid at every house they visit.

* The average length of a man's penis is 9"... and it fits easily in any opening.

* All women have fake boobs.

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