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HNW- A Pic, a Pick, My Profile and Some Schtick  

gottaring 52F
10306 posts
9/12/2012 7:00 am
HNW- A Pic, a Pick, My Profile and Some Schtick

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When it comes to sex, I need a STRONG connection. Otherwise, the page just keeps buffering and takes FOREVER to load...


ABBC12356 41M
2268 posts
4/14/2016 7:25 am

GOOD


Prof10001 63M  
4094 posts
9/13/2012 9:12 pm

Great pick on the Pack.

Prof10001


mflater1 73M  
50414 posts
9/13/2012 6:41 am

It makes up for every thing. Do you need you pillows fluffed??

Have a great day

This is not meant to offend any one in any way.








leftbehind62 62M  
2121 posts
9/13/2012 6:07 am

Well, I think both our teams will act like champions this week. Just to really fuck with Vegas and the minds of many others!! Lmao!


SlenderGal88 57F  
10361 posts
9/12/2012 9:10 pm

Love the pic, but more the updated profile!!!

"To Be Consumed" Blog : I want to be your drug of painful withdrawals.


FMAOPLS 70F
27112 posts
9/12/2012 6:26 pm

I've said it before, and I'll say it again.

Gottaring ROCKS ! ! !

Check out my profile or and become a "watcher" of my blog FMAOPLS,to learn more about me, and for intelligent, lively, smartassy and fun discussion, with a little irreverence thrown in. "Like" or comment on my photos, and I promise I'll add more. Thanks.


SJpartnerINcrime 53M

9/12/2012 6:01 pm

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot! That is hilarious. I will say you do sound a bit like a person that wants to go run with the bulls but complains when they get the horn. I mean I am absolutely certain there is a whole community of ball throbbing butt sniffers on here. I will stick with that point. However that was just fucking crazy. Of course when a see a woman with "slut hole" written with lipstick on her ass with an arrow pointed toward her butt hole then I suppose there is a match for everyone.

I will say this...if you really do not want to be bothered, pay to change your gender to a man. HA.

Aside from that, I suppose that a good come back to his arousal to anus sniffing and dripping on tiles is to profess your love of giving head while eating rocky mountain oysters. That you love to caress those in your mouth, but you only like them warm. That there is nothing like the feeling of then snap between your teeth. But you only do so when on bath salts, and you promised yourself you would not get confused again...not like the last time.

Now that this has gotten to be a completely and totally disgusting post, I am glad I could help.


freakyfun19664 59M
2478 posts
9/12/2012 3:42 pm

very sexy picHNW


leftbehind62 62M  
2121 posts
9/12/2012 2:54 pm

Good!! Now, just have to work on that silly thing with the packers!!! Lol! Who Dat!!! of course, we sucked versus rg3. Hopefully that's our worst game of the season!


gottaring replies on 9/12/2012 2:56 pm:
I'm looking at the silver lining- we got it out of the way now, so that lessens the pressure to try for another undefeated season.

spiderj72 51M
7898 posts
9/12/2012 2:15 pm

how many times did i try to tell you there was no money in tiger taming. you just wouldnt listen though. sheesh


gottaring replies on 9/12/2012 2:56 pm:
I know, I know....when will I learn?

JustHere2Cam 56M
14229 posts
9/12/2012 12:43 pm

Very sexy picture. As for the weird email... I don't think that's "fuck odor" he's smelling. Perhaps he's too full of the substance in question.


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gottaring replies on 9/12/2012 3:00 pm:
Thanks, Babe.

Yeah, I have to wonder what a guy like that is like in real life. Methinks there's a room with padded walls somewhere in his past.

citizen4722 66M  
74582 posts
9/12/2012 12:24 pm

I did see that bookface blurb but didn't indulge
I'd rather indulge here


gottaring replies on 9/12/2012 12:58 pm:
...and I'm glad you made that choice .

Diogenes5959 64M

9/12/2012 12:23 pm

If you post pics like that they will still come. I don't think the new profile will deter the wanna fuckers. But your new physical description might bring out a different type of emailers.

You're still sticking with the Packers? You do know their starting running back is Cedric Benson? They'd be better off with the Cedric the Entertainer. Or George Benson. Or Jim Henson, if he wasn't dead.

I'm not good at picking scores, so I'll just say Bears by a million. Take the points.


gottaring replies on 9/12/2012 3:05 pm:


I'd forgotten how funny you are, Diogenes. Thanks for the reminder, lol.

As to my my new profile and physical description, well, it's managed to weed out a lot of 'ass-smellers'. The two emails I received after the change were from really nice guys! Then again, I've been known to be an optimistic little wench- we'll have to see where they fall on my newly created (soon to be patented) 'Phaedrus Scale'.

Yeah, I went there.

Bears by a million, huh? Guess that means you're scared about our wager, lol.

Lucky for you, I'm not .

BrownEyedBBW 55F  
8831 posts
9/12/2012 11:48 am

Those are the kinds of messages that make me gnash me teeth for all mankind.


gottaring replies on 9/12/2012 1:02 pm:
Lol, why? All he's doing is stating his preference for olfactory stimulation . Granted, I didn't ask for it and really couldn't care less about it, but having a blog means that everyone is free to comment, right?

And what if one day I was curious as to the the 'air around my derriere'? Now I know who to ask for an evaluation. It's a public service he's offering, really.

(Okay, that's about all the 'Devil's Advocate' I can muster for this dude- didya buy it?)

lariverman65 60M
2856 posts
9/12/2012 11:11 am

As always a lovely pic . Unfortunately its those uneducated and ill mannered idiots that keep sites like this working . They are the ones paying for a gold membership so they can annoy you lovely ladies .

River

I guess it's just the cowboy in me


gottaring replies on 9/12/2012 1:04 pm:
Hey- we're all trying to put our best foot forward and make our skill set known to the opposite sex (or same sex, in some cases). Can't blame the dude for stating his preferences, lol.

Just...don't follow in his footsteps, Kay?

buxombbw4u 56F
16144 posts
9/12/2012 11:10 am

Oh girl, you make me laugh, cry, and gnash my teeth in envy all at the same time!

2022... it HAS be better, right?!


gottaring replies on 9/12/2012 1:04 pm:
Then my work here is done .

sexysixties2 106F
39750 posts
9/12/2012 10:58 am

I love the profile and the tips on how to confuse the search engines!

Hot photo.


"Age does not protect you from love, but love, to some extent, protects you from age."

~~Anais Nin~~


gottaring replies on 9/12/2012 1:04 pm:
Thanks, Darlin!!

leftbehind62 62M  
2121 posts
9/12/2012 10:40 am

Fricking hilarious!!!!!! NOT your photo of course! Me thinks I may enjoy reading a blurb here on occasion!!!! If you do not mind of course? lol! and that person is just a tad disgusting!!!! lmao


gottaring replies on 9/12/2012 1:05 pm:
Of course I don't mind if you stick around! I'm flattered that you'd want to .

CampoGirl 58F
43434 posts
9/12/2012 10:35 am

LOL! Wants to smell your butt huh? thats just too weird for words. No offense to you arse of course!

Now on my Blog: 👄 New Pictures 👓


gottaring replies on 9/12/2012 1:07 pm:
No offense taken. I bathe every day, so I doubt I'd be able to offer him the olfactory arousal he so richly deserves. Perhaps one day I'll work out, weed the garden in 80 degree weather while wearing sweats and invite him over for tequila and Mexican food.

Let the games begin

pennguin35 56M

9/12/2012 10:26 am

Hi sexy-It's been awhile-from the pic it looks like you are still a months worth of wet dreaming for me. Your new desciption kinda describes me-and if I ever figure out how to have more kids you will have me pegged. Looking forward to some laughs.


gottaring replies on 9/12/2012 1:07 pm:
A blast from the past! Nice to see you back, my Friend!

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