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Blogs > loadeddice101 > Puppy dogs and Fairy fables!!!

Gonna stuff the turkey on both sides!!!! Then, I'm gonna need a shower!!!  

loadeddice101 52M
351 posts
11/22/2012 6:42 pm
Gonna stuff the turkey on both sides!!!! Then, I'm gonna need a shower!!!
(Watching a History of Violence!!!)

SO, I have a date tonight!!! Very pretty....visiting "family"!!!

Family, HER family is taking all my poo-poo, poonie time!!! You know I love me sum ass time!!! And the pumpkin pie eating fucks are taking it from me!!!

And then!!! There is a family of Ghetto peoples outside screaming cause of the tryptophan!!! I think they're negro's?? Cause I hear clicking and drum beats??? I hope only turkey is on the menu!!

So, I am gonna get fucked.... tonight!!! Woooo Hooo!!! I think I will make her put on the cupless corset, braid her hair then play with her HUGE!!! Box of<b> silicone </font></b>play items!!!! Porn usually gets her in the mood, a little girl on girl, strap on lesbo's tend to make my mouth water too!!! In goes the ass plug, on goes the vibrating monkey(with a banana)in goes my Dice Hammer into the complaint department!!!! Continue that for a bit!!! Like 1 hour(cause Dice is all Man)

Then the fucking starts!!! Yeah!!! Ass lubed, dick slippery with anticipation, she eyes it!!!! Throbbing!!!! Veins pumping precious life's blood into a boner you've only read about in cheap dime store novels!!! Her ass is mine!!!! Gently at first as to not wake the rabbit, disturb the headhunters outside or the mexicans across the way!! Who are probably watching novellas??

SO, her ass!!! See, with ass paly you gotta finesse it in...a common mistake of the hershey novice is to get excited and thrust it in.... UNLESS YOUR IN PRISON... A NO NO!!!!!

......AH!!!! fUCK THis STory!!! i AM probably gonna fall asleep anyways!!!!

But If the OLD Man can stay up??? I am gonna at least gonna get a free Blowjob!!!! Or I am Gonna go all Bill Sykes on her ARSE!!!!

Dice is here!!!! and soooooo! Not queer!!!

are feeling it????
thecmfe 41F
372 posts
11/22/2012 7:26 pm

 a free blowjob??

Ill hafta look into that

I never take less than 200


loadeddice101 52M
216 posts
11/22/2012 8:25 pm
    Quoting thecmfe:
    a free blowjob??

    Ill hafta look into that

    I never take less than 200
Charging 200 bones for a blow job is sooooo wrong!!! On sooooo many levels!!!

First off!!! Women love dicks!!!

Second!!!! women love come!!!! Sure some don't ingest, but on the whole women are felatio-fixated!!!

You, goodly ladies should pay me/us for the pleasure that our Johnsons give your pallets!!!.....i am not sure if pallets is spelled right in this instance! However if it's right?? then I am the genius you all thought I was!!!!
Dice is here!!!! and soooooo! Not queer!!!

are feeling it????


LadyUnlaced 49F
34177 posts
11/23/2012 7:52 am

 Bill Sykes, Wow. i thought I was the only one who would make an Oliver reference in a post.


Free your mind. Open your heart. Move a mountain. An Open Book...

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thecmfe 41F
372 posts
11/24/2012 1:50 pm

 my streetwise hooker friend told me to

*take 200, call her when I was thru, and to take care of you*

Kitt dont lie homeboy!


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