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Blogs > spiderj72 > Going to Hell for sure

The crack of dawn  

spiderj72 51M
5951 posts
10/12/2011 5:06 am
The crack of dawn

Yes your Uncle spider knows there is a joke there somewhere. He is also aware that he has had a lot less sleep than he should have in the last month and that makes him a little bit punchy and a little bit crazy at the same time. So what i am going to do today is just free flow some shit out of my brain and see where that gets us. Maybe nowhere, maybe a couple hundred words of nothing really.

To those of you who still use a<b> jelly </font></b>lube. Wake the hell up, so much better stuff out there. And i dont mean flavored stuff. If she or he tastes so bad that you need to mask it with something get your partner to a doctor or healthcare provider.

Lingerie is not in and of itself sexy. the sexy confident woman who feels like she could tempt the most celibate man is what makes lingerie sexy.

Yoga pants may be the nicest thing to happen to womens fashion in years. I also love camisole tops with the built in support.

If you are going at it long enough and hard enough that you leave a sweat stain on the sheets in the shape of your ass, thigh, whatever body part, you are doing okay in my book.

Belching after oral sex is considered poor form in my book. Licking your lips isnt.

If you must yell out something during the act of coming use profanities. You are not going to compose a heart melting sonnet while your toes curl up.

Never ever use your penis as a swizzle stick in a drink unless it is a milk based one.

Your partner going to bed with you may just be their charitable deed for the day. Dont fuck it up by strutting around like you are unresisitable.

Never ever utter the words "doesnt this condom make my balls look cool?"

It is far easier to shave your pubes than it is to dye them to match the hair on your head.

Even someone who wants to be dominated in bed likes politeness. Know that it is always good to thank someone for letting you treat them like crap and get all your perviness out for the last six hours.

If you cant laugh at yourself in the bedroom there is something wrong with you. The next time you come have someone take a video of your face. If you can still take yourself seriously you might just be british.

I am running our of the free flow. Thank you for letting my sleep addled brain hijack my post and feel free to tip our waiter. To those who might be in the know remember the duck parade.

gottaring 52F
15850 posts
10/12/2011 6:47 am

 You really need sleep, Babe. But don't be in too much of a hurry to get it, because you're funny when you're sleep deprived, lol.
When it comes to sex, I need a STRONG connection. Otherwise, the page just keeps buffering and takes FOREVER to load...


spiderj72 51M
7898 posts
10/12/2011 11:41 am
    Quoting gottaring:
    You really need sleep, Babe. But don't be in too much of a hurry to get it, because you're funny when you're sleep deprived, lol.
thank you. it is awesome to see who else is online at five in the morning.


spiderj72 51M
7898 posts
10/12/2011 11:42 am
    Quoting  :
it is all sleep deprived wisdom.


KCey2 64F

10/12/2011 4:27 pm

 omgoodness hahahhaa you are hilarious!! and never ever use the words free flowing crap/shit in the same sentence if you are ever going to be taken seriously!! lol
and BTW --camisoles with support in them YA not so much for my bewbies!! and I love taking a sip of wine and then sucking a cock--- ohhhhhhhyumm and the cock has ALWAYS appreciated it !!!! giggle
and burping lmao---who DOES that?????
oh thanks for making my day dear man!!
kc


spiderj72 51M
7898 posts
10/12/2011 4:58 pm
    Quoting KCey2:
    omgoodness hahahhaa you are hilarious!! and never ever use the words free flowing crap/shit in the same sentence if you are ever going to be taken seriously!! lol
    and BTW --camisoles with support in them YA not so much for my bewbies!! and I love taking a sip of wine and then sucking a cock--- ohhhhhhhyumm and the cock has ALWAYS appreciated it !!!! giggle
    and burping lmao---who DOES that?????
    oh thanks for making my day dear man!!
    kc
more than welcome as far as that making your day goes. wine trick is interesting. if you really wanted to make my day drive down here with a sledge hammer in your backseat and smash my head in at about ten oclock. i am afraid of what i may post tommorrow after another sleepless night.


japaneseass 56F  
50231 posts
10/13/2011 3:04 pm

 re: If she or he tastes so bad that you need to mask it with something get your partner to a doctor or healthcare provider.

that's funny...i was just watching this review of product which suppose to make her vagina smell good, on u toob...

and i was like...WTF??? if her vagina smells that bad..and she thinks something to make her vagi smell like a flower....er...i think she needs to go to doc... some people...really messed up in the mind...


spiderj72 51M
7898 posts
10/13/2011 5:45 pm
    Quoting japaneseass:
    re: If she or he tastes so bad that you need to mask it with something get your partner to a doctor or healthcare provider.

    that's funny...i was just watching this review of product which suppose to make her vagina smell good, on u toob...

    and i was like...WTF??? if her vagina smells that bad..and she thinks something to make her vagi smell like a flower....er...i think she needs to go to doc... some people...really messed up in the mind...
her vag is supposed to smell like vag, not a bouquet of flowers, or a summers rain. get thee to a doctor. i feel the same way about flavored lubes.


spiderj72 51M
7898 posts
10/26/2011 9:39 am
    Quoting  :
very good to know. glad i could figure that one out. lol


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