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Step right up ladies and gentlemen See the amazing blog writer who has been cursed with no ass. Yes ladies and gentlemen stare at the freak of nature who writes and loves the posterior but was not blessed with one of his own. You will weep with pity as you see him cinch is pants up because they just wont stay on his body. Thrill as you see pants fall right off of him. Ultimately don't be afraid of him, just tolerate the poor poor man. If you haven't guessed by now i am doing a little confessional now about my serious lack of backside. I was not blessed with ass at all. In fact it is severely lacking. I am the kinda guy who needs a wallet and a wad of kleenex to make it look like i have an ass. I am not that kind of a guy though. I did see online that you can get ass implants. I wonder to myself who the fuck needs ass implants. Hell i could be their poster boy. How fucked up does you ego have to be in order to get a chunk of<b> silicone </font></b>into your ass. Is there some urban tribe of people who are judged solely on how well you fill out jeans? If so i would be kicked out of that tribe in about a minute. What is funny is that because my brother played volleyball he managed to get an ass from the jumping and other assorted stuff he did. Not this cat. Sure i have the ability to shove him through the wall but football does not endow one with an ass. What does all of this mean really? Not much actually. I have been assured by ladies that it doesn't matter. I will tell you this though, i am sick and tired of my pants dropping down on the way to the bus at work. Yes sick and tired indeed. |
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you are suffering from typical case of "noassatall".... uncle spider...you are doing wrong...all you need is a pair of "booty pop"...yah..that's padded, so viola...the moment you put it on...you are blessed with the wonder ass...
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Hey Spider-Mate! Get you flat ass over to my blog and check out my Emoti-Minions. I did one just for you. I'll give you 1 guess as to which one it is.  Body weight squats my friend. You can do a set of 50 just about anywhere whenever people aren't watching. Try to get in about 6 sets a day, every day. You'll eventually develop an ass.
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4/18/2012 3:12 pm |
Alright there Mr No Ass, I think I might have to judge this for myself. Go ahead and send me a picture and let me be the judge!  Hehe... I'll bet it is cute as hell!
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LMAO... Reminds me of "Hank Hill"... Ever see the episode about him not having an ass... It was funny... ~ Gypsy ~
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you are suffering from typical case of "noassatall".... uncle spider...you are doing wrong...all you need is a pair of "booty pop"...yah..that's padded, so viola...the moment you put it on...you are blessed with the wonder ass...
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Hey Spider-Mate! Get you flat ass over to my blog and check out my Emoti-Minions. I did one just for you. I'll give you 1 guess as to which one it is. Body weight squats my friend. You can do a set of 50 just about anywhere whenever people aren't watching. Try to get in about 6 sets a day, every day. You'll eventually develop an ass.
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yeah not ready for a set of braces yet. very stylistically unsuited to my fashion sense. but i do like the red green ones.
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Alright there Mr No Ass, I think I might have to judge this for myself. Go ahead and send me a picture and let me be the judge! Hehe... I'll bet it is cute as hell!
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LMAO... Reminds me of "Hank Hill"... Ever see the episode about him not having an ass... It was funny...
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trust me it was not worthy of cleavage week at all.
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Yeah right no ass....I bet you dollars to donuts its a nice ass. Tho wouldnt it be nice to liposuction from where you dont need it and place somewhere where you do need it.
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Yeah right no ass....I bet you dollars to donuts its a nice ass. Tho wouldnt it be nice to liposuction from where you dont need it and place somewhere where you do need it.
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oh i think we have a deal. you make it easy to make that deal too.
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yes american football. and yes there is grunting and pushing (sex like at times) and there were some tight pants if i remember correctly
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my hawt pants went the way of the dinosaurs. and i am not doing HNW for a good long while.
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