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Blogs > spiderj72 > Going to Hell for sure

Dear live model chat chick  

spiderj72 51M
5951 posts
6/29/2013 8:38 am
Dear live model chat chick

I couldn't help notice that you have a dildo the size of my suv. while the dirty pervy me want to watch you jackhammer your tiny hips against it the other side of me has these questions and comments. when you use a sex toy that is physically heavier than your entire upper body do you use a spotter like at a gym?

also with something with that much surface area do you buy your lube in a bucket? and i know you are using lube because if you relied on natural fluids you would be dehydrated by the third stroke.

As a member of the tiny weenie club i am disheartened by your choice of faux<b> phallus. </font></b>i am even less excited about the prospect of hooking up with you and dangling inside of you like a worm in a pail.

Finally i guess good luck. i hope you enjoy the way that the new toy has rearranged your organs. who knew that you really wanted your bladder in your throat.

spiderj72 51M
7898 posts
6/29/2013 3:13 pm
    Quoting  :
just my reaction to the live chat chick on the home page. literally the dildo was longer than her arm.


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