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Darwin Award mottos!
Darwin Award mottos! These awards are for those fools improving the gene pool by eliminating themselves! Damn funny! Darwin Awards Mottos favorite mottos suggested by readers Survival of the Fittest The tree of life is self pruning. -Joel Determan I think not, therefore I am not. Stupidity is a capitol offence. Tragic Proof of a Missing 'Why?' Chromosome. -Frank Micle Tales From the Shallow End (of the gene pool) -Jeff and Esrafael Dumb, Dumber, Darwin -Nigel Hayes Evolution Takes a Detour -George Magnuson All people improve the gene pool, some by birth, some by their demise.-A. Chamberlain Darwin Awards: Gene Therapy -Gregg Adams "You are the weakest link. Goodbye!" -JW Sperm: To be fastest doesn't imply that you are smartest. -Enrique Herranz Live and learn. Or you won't live long. -Joanne Darwin Awards: The Martyrs of Evolution. -Frode Tveit Natural laws have no pity. -Robert Heinlein James Thurber said, "He who hesitates... is sometimes saved." -Rina God's H.R. Department "Fool proof systems do not take into account the ingenuity of fools." -Ken Clayton Pain is the price of stupidity. -Aaron Bunt The Extinction of Species -Ken Tholke Natural Selection in Action -Ken Tholke Population Control Volunteers -Rod Chlorinating the Gene Pool -Ed, Jeff Gowdy Die and Learn. -Greg Hanes Nature's way of saying goodbye. -Chad Rogers A Fool and His Life Are Soon Parted -Greg One gene short of a chromosome. -Tom J Stupid Human Tricks - Wurdulac I saw a book titled "Sex for Dummies" and wondered why anyone would teach dumb people how to reproduce? -Lynda-Marie Hauptman (gene pool) Lifeguard Is Now Off Duty -Kevin 84 Dysfunctional Genomics -Murphy Unnatural Selection - Brian Peters Sometimes You Darwin, Sometimes You Darlose -Felz A ounce of common sense is worth more than a ton of intelligence. Where the gene pool thins to a mere trickle-Szabo Are You Missing a Helix? - Matt Molnar And We Are the Top of the Food Chain? -Joanne Why? Because! -Philip J. Shirk Adding Insult to Injury - Pete Stupidity is its own reward. -Jay Evolution Fights Back -Jay Lifeguarding the Gene Pool -ed Stupid is as stupid does. Stupid is as stupid dies - Dean Hopkins Making the Human Race Smarter, One Idiot at a Time. -Andrew If Teaching Evolution is Outlawed, Only Outlaws Will Evolve. -Ed Marble Death by Natural Selection -Dan Ryan Evolution's Revenge -AJ Famous Last Words I: I bet no one's ever done this be... Famous Last Words II: It seemed like a good idea at the time. Famous Last Words III: Watch this! Evolution For The Hell Of It. Where Evolution Hits the Pavement. -Ingrid Too Stupid to Live. -Jonathan Sinclair Gene Pool Reject - Danny Comsa Next! Culling the Herd -Jolem Murphy's Law Personified -John Caution: Natural Selection at Work -T. Agosti Selection? Naturally! -T. Agosti "Who knew?" -W Miller Gene Pool Belly Flops. -Mumbly Joe Better Genes for Better Living. -Jon Better Living Through Natural Selection. -Kevin I'm glad I didn't think of that! -Laird Boy Better off Dead -DB Coward Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. -R. Bullitt Have a nice trip! See you next fall! -Matt Doughty The difference between genius and idiocy? Genius has its limits. -TWS Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped. Bill Liebler quoting Elbert Hubbard Gene Pollution Homo stupidiens Evolution: The lean, mean gene machine. Vanish and better the whole human race. And the winner is.... Eliminated! Eliminate warning labels: Help natural slection! You can learn a lot from a dummy. -Jim Ozols Better Dead than In-Bred -Darzilla Ready, Fire, Aim! -SKY Reincarnation: Let's you keep trying til you get it right! -Hawk Where Action Precedes Thought -Robert S Celibacy is not hereditary. Too bad stupidity is. Veni, vidi, voops! I came, I saw, I tripped. -John Give up! The stone wall always wins! -Wokster Returning the genes that don't fit! -jennifer Permission to live...DENIED! -Bucket You can lead a man to knowledge, but you can't make him think! Friends Accumulate, But Idiots Multiply Exponentially -Ev DaSilva Replace the gene pool filter, it's backing up! Just another ripple in the gene pool of life. -D.Landrum Darwin and Newton share a hearty laugh. -Meaty Make it idiotproof, and we'll make better idiots. -J Ritter Dumber than a bag of hammers. Stupider than a box of rocks. K.A. Davis Forget the adage about learning from your own mistakes. It's safer and more entertaining to learn from other people's mistakes! The one award you hope you don't ever win! -Citron The stitching on the genes is coming undone! One sandwich short of a picnic -M.A. Mayer One can(not) learn from a fatal error! -R .Duke Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain. -Friedrich von Schiller Logic is the cement of our civilization, with which we ascend from chaos, using reason as our guide. Or not. Stupidity is a sexually transmitted (and terminal) disease. -A Johnson I say, I say that boy'sas sharp as a sack of wet mice! D. West's Foghorn Leghorn voice Just because you can, doesn't mean you should. The world's full of oxygen thieves. -K.Morrow Behold the power of stupidity. -Dan K. Got Brains? -N. Wanzer Famous Last Words: I double dare ya! -Nate I wonder what this button does? -David B. Appleton Safe? of course it's safe! -Alan How proud our ancestors must be. It's smarter to be lucky than it's lucky to be smart. Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most Darwin Awards: From Monkeys To Morons -J Sharpe Darwin's waiting room is never empty. -Lou There are two things in the universe that are truly abundant: Hydrogen and Stupidity. Frank Zappa Idiot proof is easy. Now, cretin proof, thats a challenge. -Graham Gravityt's not just a good idea;It's the law! Pain is a great teacher -T. O'Neil Never underestimate the power of human stupidity--Robert Heinlein Dan Flanders' Robert Heinlein quote Everyone starts off with a bag full of luck and an empty bag of experience. The trick is to fill the experience bag befor the luck bag is empty. Stupidity Never Sleeps (former safety officer) The intelligence of the planet is a constant. The population is increasing. The intelligence of a group is determined by taking the lowest IQ in the group and dividing it by the number of people in the group. God must love stupid people, he makes so many. Stand back folks, Evolution in progress! -Charles They gave their lives to clean the gene pool. -Ken Cogito, ergo sum confusus. -DGardiner Retroactive birth control. -Mike In the fight between you and the world, back the world. -CDD00 Dumb as a box of hair.-CD I see no problems between us that could not be solved by your departure. I did not go to his funeral, but I wrote a nice letter saying I approved of it. -Mark Twain Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt. Abe Lincoln Another poster for birth control. -Tony E. Terminal stupidity is a self-limiting disease. -Ed Skimming the Debris from theGene Pool See the Happy Moron He Doesn't Give A Damn I wish I were a Moron My God! Perhaps I am! Pandora Keeping a date with dense-ity -Urban Hermit Proof that God has a warped sense of humor. If you don't succeed the first time, then skydiving is not for you -Potitilli The creative answer to the question,'To be or not to be.' -Armour Learn from the mistakes of others. You won't live long enough to make them all yourself. Sinking the cueball on the gene pool table. There's a fine line between bravery and stupidity. In the ongoing battle between aeroplanes and the ground, the ground has yet to lose. Graham Bartlett I like my thumbs. - Alan C. A high IQ doesn't make up for a lack of common sense. -Flyn_Falcon Evolution: Taking care of those too stupid to take care of themselves. -aille When the world is made to be idiot-proof, the world will become overpopulated with idiots. Mark Twain To be or not to be... The line between genius and madness is very fine. Out of billions of opportunities, these sperm were the best? 'Splat' happens! -Christian You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice. It's not the fall that kills you, it'sudden deceleration syndrome. -Chris Death comes to all men, but some just can't wait. Where there's a fool, there's a way. -K.Koch I support evolution! and they can have my opposable thumbs when they pry them from my cold, dead hands! You're only depriving some poor village of it's idiot. -Sophia J. It's only funny until someone gets hurt... then it's hilarious! Life is too important to be taken seriously! They sunk because they hadn't thunk.- czarzie The Award people are dying to get -Cray Is this the best we can be? -Nathan E. Remember, half of the people you know are below average. Natural Selection is merely attempting to decrease that proportion. -Beth Where the ignorant meet their logical conclusions. -Penth God's Great Banana Peel -Darwin Nature's UNDO key.-Rich Natural contraception. -Gary Townend Somebody peed in the gene pool. -Rich Stupidity is self-correcting. -Dusty Death cures insomnia. -Janne Hirvonen Natural Deselection -compton Ultimately, we are the solution to our own stupidity. A "drive to survive" the size of a lemming's... The gene pool just got a little shallower... Fame is fleeting, but dumb is forever. Evidence that God is still in charge. Things that make you say, "Hmmm." Darwin's Rake Hard at Work. "If I only had a brain..." Candy for a sick mind. Retroactive abortion. Mental Midgets Dead No-Wits Society Another Sap from the Tree of Life T. Agosti "Evolution is Evolution is not an option; It's mandatory! -Mr. E Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. There is nothing more frightful than ignorance in action. -Walter Kerr What people call fate is mostly their own stupidity. -Arthur Schopenhauer There is no such thing as an underestimate of average intelligence. -Henry Adams There are more fools in the world than there are people. -Heinrich Heine ...and an anti-motto: "It is not clear that intelligence has any long-term survival value." -Stephen Hawking Darwin: "I regret to inform you that the motto beloved by Unix 'fortune' acolytes, 'It may be that your sole purpose is to simply serve as a warning to others' may not be used as a Darwin Awards motto, due to legal restraints! So please stop submitting it. Thank you! |
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