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Reasons To Have Sex...
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Reasons To Have Sex... Sex as a Tranquilizer - "I always sleep 100% better after sex. I'm an actor, so if I have anxiety the night before a performance, I don't sleep that well. So on those nights I make sure to have some sex. It's the greatest tranquilizer I've found. And there are no side effects. It's pretty addictive, though." - Sammy Dunlop, Actor Sex as a Reward - "If my wife does me a favor or something really nice for me, then I'll eat her pussy for an extra-long time. My wife is a real sweetheart. My friends ask why she's so nice." - Terry Williamson, Physical Education Teacher. Sex to Fight Addiction - "I've been trying to quit smoking cigarettes for years. As of today, I haven't had a smoke in 42 days. Sex is the one thing that really seems to help when I get a craving. It takes my mind right off the cigarettes totally. The hard part is after sex, because then I really want a smoke." - Les Clark, Art Director (Remember, if you smoke after sex, you're doing it too fast. - M.F.) Sex as a Laxative - "I have a lifelong constipation problem. I've noticed that there is a direct correlation between my constipation and my sex life. I get real constipated when I'm not having sex regularly, and I'm fine if I'm having sex. I also think it's good to have a lover massage my anus with her finger. I think it's healthy. And it feels so good." - Jimmy Turnowski, Attorney Sex to Get to Know Someone - "I find that having sex with someone is a great way to get to know them. That's why I still like to fuck on the first date. I can tell a lot about a person by fucking them." - Janet Rivera, Real Estate Agent Sex as Meditation - "I use masturbation as my primary form of meditation. I put on some space music, put in my vibrator then empty my mind and just float. It's incredible. It helps me get in touch with my emotions. Sometimes I'll do affirmations and pray while I masturbate. I focus inward and just love myself. I think of my masturbation rituals as my path to enlightenment." - Katrina Rainbow, New Age Girl Sex to Make Money - "I use sex to make a lot of Money. It's that simple" - Susie Que, Sex for Magic - "I'm in a witches coven. If we want to accomplish something very important we use sex in our magic ceremonies. It's called "sex magic." It's the most powerful form of magic we do. It always works. Once we raised $25,000 for an orphanage in Mexico with sex magic." - Jane Contrella, Witch Sex for Manipulation - "I'm in the music business, which is a really rough business. I use sex to get what I want. I got a nice little recording contract with only one blowjob. With sex you get them at their most vulnerable." - D.C. ,Lead Singer in a Rock Band Sex for Gardening - "I know this sounds a bit strange, but I have a beautiful garden. and I jerk off onto my plants. I love jerking off outdoors; so I figure while I'm at it, I'll kill two birds with one stone, and sprinkle my sperm onto a plant that needs a little extra care. I figure if sperm can create a life, it must be a good fertilizer." - Jonathan Dunlap, Interior Decorator Sex to Increase Energy - "I was living with a guy, and we were going to start a T-shirt business. We worked day and night to get it off the ground. We used sex to keep us awake and full of energy. My lover would fuck me, but not have an orgasm. So we would fuck six, seven, eight times a day just to get our energy up. The business was a big succes, until I left him. Then it went quickly down hill." - Nora Govan, Pot Dealer Sex as a Gift - "For my best friend's 40th birthday, I sent her this very sexy, hot, 22 year old guy to make love to her. She said it was the best present she'd ever had in her entire life." - Carol Sternhell, Modeling Agent Sex to Wake Up - "I'm a very heavy sleeper, and I fucking hate alarm clocks. The best way to get me out of bed is to fuck me hard and fast for just a few minutes. A nice, wild quickie first thing in the morning, and I'm wide awake, baby." - Robin Spear, Bartender Sex to Cure Back Pain - "I hurt my back doing gymnastics when I was a . Now sometimes my lower back really hurts. One thing I found that really helps is anal sex. I sewar to God, it really works." - Bubbles Delight, Stripper Sex to Keep Warm in the Winter - "We like to go skiing up in the Catskills. If we stay in a cabin and there's not a lot of heat, what better way to stay warm than to make mad, passionate love? It's better than an electric blanket any day." - Scott Chelnk, Writer/Editor Sex as a Cream Rinse - "In high school we would try to get girls to suck our dicks by telling them that sperm made their hair real shiny. None of them beleived me, but I'll betcha it's true." - Michael Cyril, Costumer Sex for Stress Reduction - "Some men like to go to the bar during lunch hour to relax. I like to visit my lover. Then I return to work totally relaxed, which lasts about an hour, because I have a high pressure job." - Charles Lenhoff, Stockbroker Sex as a Spiritual Experience - "Being so totally and completely in love with my mate, I find that sex can be a manifestation of godliness. When we connect, I feel at one with the Earth, with God and with Life. I feel so whole and complete and so holy and nourished." - Rubin Howard, Nursery School Teacher Sex for Excercise - "Sex is great for maintaining physical fitness. My girlfriend has really hard thighs from being on top. It's great excercise. She demands that I don't come until she finishes her thigh workout. And look at my arms. That's just from pumping nookie. It's good for the heart. You know, cardiovascular stuff. It's the only excercise I do, and I'm in great shape." - Bob Dee Widder, Jewelery Salesman Sex for Thrills and Adventure - "My boyfriend and i live dangerously. We have all kinds of wild sexual adventures. Last week we were at the movies, and he was playing with my pussy the whole time. It was raining and we were under an umbrella with raincoats on. No one could tell what we were doing. It was exciting." - Kitty Wichner, Dietician Sex for a Laugh - "I love to laugh in bed. Sex can be really funny." - Georgio Deano, Pizza Shop Owner Sex as a Cure for Baldness - "In my early 20s I was still a hippie, and I had this great long hair. Suddenly, it started coming out in big clumps. I had this brainstorm that if semen could make new people, maybe it could make new hair. So at night before I went to sleep, I would masturbate and rub it all over my scalp. When I woke up in the morning it would be all dried up, shrunk, almost painful. Then I'd wash it out. It definitely worked. My hair stopped falling out. I've used a similar treatment for acne." - Fitugu Tadesse, Zoologist Sex for Voice Training - "I'm studying singing, and I was really having trouble with a particualr phrase. My teacher is great. He said, 'Think of this microphone as a cock, and make love to it with your voice, like a sort of blowjob with sound.' So I tried it, and it worked great. Now I have a microphone fetish!" - Debora Kovacs, Up and Coming Singer Sex to Acheive Altered States - "If I'm having really great sex, all kinds of amazing things happen. I leave my body and have an out of body experience. I become breathed by the universe, and I go into trance states. I've even had revelations and awakened memories of past lives." - Arthur Abarbanel, Crystal Salesman Sex for Mosquito Bites - "When I was 18, I moved out of my parent's house to a little house in the country. On my first night, I woke up with a billion mosquito bites. I hadn't bought screens for the windows yet. So I open the medicine cabinet, and there's no Calamine lotion. So I figured I needed something soothing and liquid. Yogurt and sperm were all I had. So I tried them both. They both worked." - Darryl Stipanela, Law Student Sex for a Good Deed - "There was this really fat girl, the fattest girl in all of Woodstock. We were talking one night, and she confessed to me that the worst part of being fat was that she hadn't had sex in three years. So I told her, being the nice guy that I am, that I would have sex with her. I didn't really want to do it, but I climbed on board. It was like being on a rubber raft in the ocean. I fucked her for a good hour. She totally came to life. Her eyes were sparkling. It was beautiful to watch. The only problem was that afterward she wouldn't leave me alone." - Marco Vassi, Erotic Writer Sex as Art - "I'm a very creative person. I like to express myself. They say sex is an art. I see it that way, just like painting or performing. I can express myself creatively and imaginitively through sex. And beleive me, I'm very creative. Very." - Tanya Le Oiep Modern Dancer So, there you have 101 uses for sex. Well, not quite 101 but close enough. Remember "Sex - it's what you make of it." |
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12/16/2012 9:55 am |
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