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Blogs > sweetnslownsoft > The Sweetest Passions

Laws Of The Natural Universe  

sweetnslownsoft 64F
186 posts
6/23/2007 11:19 am
Laws Of The Natural Universe
Laws Of The Natural Universe

1.Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee.

2.Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

3.Law of probability:
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

4.Law of the Telephone:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.

5.Law of the Alibi:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.

6. Variation Law:
If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now. (works every time).

7.Bath Theorem:
When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

8.Law of Close Encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

9.Law of the Result:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

10.Law of Biomechanics:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

11.Theater Rule:
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

12.Law of Coffee:
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

13.Murphy's Law of Lockers:
If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

14.Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets:
The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich of landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness, color and cost of the carpet/rug.

15.Law of Location:
No matter where you go, there you are.

16.Law of Logical Argument:
Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.

17.Brown's Law:
If the shoe fits, it's ugly.

18.Oliver's Law:
A closed mouth gathers no feet.

19.Wilson's Law:
As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.

20. My own personal Law:
When the<b> peaches </font></b>are almost ripe, the squirrels strip the tree...

~smiles
rm_roanokesex 58M
Ask me for a photo

6/23/2007 12:51 pm

 Funny, thanks!!


caaloy 67M

6/25/2007 8:13 am

 Damn.....my favorite Noxema shave cream was taken off the market seveal years ago because the company was acquired by a useless one that somehow decided to remove the product from the shelves. If anyone happens to see Noxema Menthol Medicated shave cream please get in touch with me anyway you can.


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