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Good Ship Venus  

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3/4/2012 7:08 am
Good Ship Venus

GOOD SHIP VENUS

Frigging in the rigging, wanking on the planking,
Masturbating on the grating, there was fuck all else to do.
'Twas on the good ship Venus,
by Christ, you should have seen us.
The figurehead was a nude in bed, sucking a<b> red hot </font></b>penis.
The Captain of that lugger, he was a dirty bugger,
He wasn't fit to shovel shit, from one end to the other.
The first mate's name was Carter, my God, he was a farter,
When the wind didn't blow, and the ship wouldn't go,
we got Carter the farter to start 'er.
The second mate's name was Hopper,
by Christ, he had a whopper,
Once round the deck, twice round his neck,
and up his arse as a stopper.
The third mate's name was Morgan, he was a grisly gorgon.
3 times a day, he strummed away, upon his sexual organ.
The bosun's name was Paul, he only had one ball,
But with that cracker, he rolled tobaccer,
around the cabin wall.
The Captain's wife was Mabel, and whenever she was able,
She gave the crew their daily screw, upon the galley table.
The Captains randy , was swimming in the water.
Delighted squeals revealed that eels,
had found her sexual quarter.

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