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The Best Movie Ever Made Edition
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The Best Movie Ever Made Edition Time: 8:30 a.m. Beastern Standard Time Location: The Beast Burrow Subject: Plot outline and cast for the very first Beast Burrow movie production. Movie Title: Lord of the Gottarings Cast: Gottaring as Gottaraun, the all seeing eye of Blogdor. SpiderJ72 as Fingerli, the Giant. ImpishPixie as Tinkle, the Pixie. Jules1590 as Gewelara, the Warrior Poet. KarlBloggerfeld as Apneatron, the Time Traveling Cyborg. SummerGoddess4 as Solara, the Sun Priestess. HotSoccerMom as Flowmeister, the Blacksnake Charmer. LadyTaTas as Breastzella the Wizard. dirtygirl411 as Canadry, the Zombie Queen. Gr8kissr as KissyFace, the Handsome Dragon Flyer. OneClassy1 as ClassyChick, keeper of the Sammiches japaneseass as Nippleron, the Ninja Sushi Babe PussNBooties as Meeeoooow, the Cat Lady. OneStrangeBeast as The Beast with no name. Plot Summary: A group of 13 companions must battle their way across Blogville to reach the fortress of Gottaraun, the all seeing eye of Blogdor. Gottaraun has seized every last drop of nougat across the entire face of Blogville, and is using it to create an unstoppable army of Nougars, and also as a delicious snack. The companions will face obstacles of harrowing danger, such as The Cock and Semen Swamp, The Flaming Pits (not to be confused with those of dirtygirl411), and The Forest of Dirty Underwear Which Turn Up in the Backgrounds of Many People's Profile Pictures. (We're working on a shorter name). They will of course be beleaguered at every twist and turn by the vicious Nougar army of Gottaraun. They will be forced to hack and slash their way through countless nougat filled, mindless drones with only death and destruction on their minds. (Don't dwell on something mindless having something on it's mind. It will just hurt your mind.) Not all of the companions will make it to the gates of Blogdor to face Gottaraun herself, and free the nougat from her clutches. A few will fall along their path. One will betray them all in a secret ploy to secure a piece of the nougat action for theirself. Secrets will be revealed, Drama will unfold, Blood and Nougat will be spilled. Don't miss what some critics are already hailing as the most important work of film ever to be produced! Fall- 2012 Be there, asshats! 
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That's the smart choice!
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Sure....but with a name like Heart Collector, I'm picturing you as a villainess. HeartCollector as Cardiaca, the Heart Shredder
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Sure buddy. I'll share royalties with all of the cast.
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I've always wanted to be a time traveling cyborg with a steel piston penis. My sex partners thank you (errr... right now that'd be my hand. but it thanks you too). karlbloggerfeld - Dry-humping your legs since 2007.
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I've always wanted to be a time traveling cyborg with a steel piston penis. My sex partners thank you (errr... right now that'd be my hand. but it thanks you too).
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Keeper of the Sammiches is a very crucial job in the story. Remember how the Elf bread kept everybody going in The Lord of the Rings?
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Fine! PussNBooties as Hiss, the Feline Fatale. All of you picky actress types are going to make me have to completely rewrite this script!
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Good. You're now teamed up with PussNBooties as Hiss, the Feline Fatale. The two of you will be worked into a scene, leading a horde of Nougar Warriors.
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"Tinkle"....as in I have to wear little tinkling bells and tinkle every time I move so everyone gets pissed at me over something I can't even help? Or "Tinkle" as in we band of brave warriors come across a MASSIVE nougat oozing fire and I must tinkle on it to save everyone? Cuz...you know...It makes a difference. I make mistakes, I am out of control & at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. ~Marilyn
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damn that does sound epic. i can dig it.
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"Tinkle"....as in I have to wear little tinkling bells and tinkle every time I move so everyone gets pissed at me over something I can't even help? Or "Tinkle" as in we band of brave warriors come across a MASSIVE nougat oozing fire and I must tinkle on it to save everyone? Cuz...you know...It makes a difference. 
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damn that does sound epic. i can dig it.
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I believe just regular nougat. Who knows what Gottaraun has brewing in her cauldron?
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No no no.... there's a big scene toward the end in which you send several of your blacksnakes on a suicide mission, but you will still have plenty left. It's all good.
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