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Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving, But Aren’t..  

LightMeUp4U 68M
70 posts
11/18/2018 7:26 am
Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving, But Aren’t..


Just in time for American Thanksgiving,
Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving, But Aren’t...

“Whew, that’s one terrific spread!”
“I’m in the mood for a little<b> dark meat.</font></b>”
“Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.”
“Talk about a huge breast!”
“It’s Cool Whip time!”
“If I don’t undo my pants, I’ll burst!”
“Are you ready for seconds yet?”
“Are you going to come again next time?”
“It’s a little dry, do you still want to eat it?”
“Just wait your turn, you’ll get some!”
“Don’t play with your meat.”
“Just spread the legs open & stuff it in.”
“Do you think you’ll be able to handle all these people at once?”
“I didn’t expect everyone to come at once!”
“You still have a little bit on your chin.”
“Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it.”
“How long will it take after you stick it in?”
“You’ll know it’s ready when it pops up.”
“Wow, I didn’t think I could handle all of that!”
“How many are coming?”
“That’s the biggest one I’ve ever seen!”
“Just lay back & take it easy ... I’ll do the rest.”
“How long do I beat it before it’s ready?”

luvgluv19 75M

11/18/2018 8:40 am

Great humor and very true


pagancountrygirl 66F  
6466 posts
11/18/2018 9:00 am

“How long will it take after you stick it in?”


Pagan
Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!


scoupe42 60M

11/18/2018 9:36 am

Good ones!


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