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You know it's a bad day when...
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You know it's a bad day when... You can't remove the twist off cap from your cheap ass wine. I knew the day was off to a rough start when my devastated came crying from her room this morning with the tooth that was to be confiscated by the tooth fairy last night. Oh My God!! Yep, that's right. Mom, aka tooth fairy, completely forgot. I somehow managed to talk her into leaving a note for the tooth fairy and had her put it back under her pillow with the still untouched tooth. It was pretty humorous, actually. The note read: Deer toofry you frgot my munny [] I couldn't help but laugh when I read it. Thankfully, this time I didn't forget, and managed to make the switch before she got home from school today. She is now happy, and healthy, and richer by $1.00. The tooth fairy, however, accidentally broke her windshield wiper off while cleaning the snow from her windshield at work today and can't, FOR THE LIFE OF HER, get the fucking twist off cap to come off her cheap, yet tasty, fruit flavored wine. Wish me luck folks. |
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The windshield wiper is an easy fix.... As far as the wine goes, when I drank I used to get the kind that was closed by tinfoil and a rubber band...It's very easy to open...usually...  If I Had Known I'd Live This Long I'd Have Taken Better Care Of Myself..!!
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You would THINK it would be easier to open, but it's not. Sometimes they have those caps twisted on so tight I can't get them to budge. Then again, I may be a weakling.... It's a judgment call.
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That is funny and I like paying only a dollar, the going rate here is 5 bucks. One more thing SNOW WTF not ready for that yet
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That is funny and I like paying only a dollar, the going rate here is 5 bucks. One more thing SNOW WTF not ready for that yet
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