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Blogs > rm_travelguyoh > From Me To Infinity

one day in the jungle  

rm_travelguyoh 63M
7255 posts
6/27/2013 2:26 pm

Last Read:
6/29/2013 5:58 pm
one day in the jungle

One day in the jungle, 3 guys were suddenly<b> attacked </font></b>by a huge pack
of natives who knocked them out and took them to their village…
When they woke up, they were at the leader of the tribe's throne…
The chief then said "All of your lives may be spared if you can
find ten of one fruit and bring them back to me"…

The first man returned with 10 apples and The chief then ordered
him to stick all ten of them up his ass without making any expression…
He had a little bit of trouble with the first one and started crying
while trying to put the next one in… He was soon killed.

The next guy came in with 10 grapes and the chief ordered him to do
the same as the first guy... After to the 9th grape, the man started laughing
so hard for no apparent reason, and was killed also.

The first two guys soon met in heaven and the first guy ask the second,
"Why did you start laughing” you only needed one more grape
and you'd have gotten away…The second guy answered while still laughing,
"I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy walking in with pineapples."

some times the things that comes from between my ears makes me pause for reflection


rm_travelguyoh 63M
12264 posts
6/29/2013 5:54 pm
    Quoting  :
i would have to say that would be a little painful
some times the things that comes from between my ears makes me pause for reflection


rm_travelguyoh 63M
12264 posts
6/27/2013 6:56 pm

 thank you...it brings back memories of the movie Little Nicki with Hitler in the maids outfit
some times the things that comes from between my ears makes me pause for reflection


rm_travelguyoh 63M
12264 posts
6/27/2013 6:55 pm
    Quoting  :
i sure am...don't you love it
some times the things that comes from between my ears makes me pause for reflection


MasterArcan 71M
772 posts
6/27/2013 6:08 pm

 Hahahaha. Funny


rm_travelguyoh 63M
12264 posts
6/27/2013 2:55 pm
    Quoting sweet_VM:
    good one! ty for sharing hugs V
watch out for the pineapples
some times the things that comes from between my ears makes me pause for reflection


sweet_VM 65F
81699 posts
6/27/2013 2:39 pm

 good one! ty for sharing hugs V
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