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this title has just misplaced its cherry. it's around here somewhere.  

seekgoddess 67M
645 posts
7/19/2012 10:03 pm
this title has just misplaced its cherry. it's around here somewhere.


(maybe it's in it's other pants. that happens to me sometimes) (it's a noun it doesn't have any pants) (doesn't it get locked up going around without any pants) (it's... it... it can't.. it has a secret decoder ring) (i always wanted one of those. they really work)

THE ADVENTURES OF DELIA THE DELICATE DOMINATRIX or Why seeksgoddess is bad at porn. (ooooh!) (it's not gonna work) (OOOOOOH) (whatever)

Delia the DD (too much typing) (lazy) strides (well walks anyway. she' kind of delicate) (you can tell. it said so right in the title) (not the title box title, the middle of the blog title) (we don't want anyone to get confused) (besides us) into Her dungeon and trails Her hand slowly across Her equipment rack (what!!! wait a minute! She just shows up and She gets a dungeon and an equipment rack!! we've been here forever and we don't even have stinking chair!!!) (calm down) (it's not fair and you can't trick me like you always do. just because She's a girl. Boom! Bingo! "Do You like Your equipment rack, Mistress?" i bet it's some kind of real fancy wood too!) (and fancy stone in the dungeon) (yeah! the butthead!!) (i'll bet it even has those torchholder things and they're expensive) (that's right! nothing too good for Delia! it's wrong. we help him all the time and here comes Mistress come-lately and it's "you guys want to help me out and bug off for awhile". he was just trying not to get caught) (on the preferential treatment) (yeah! preferen... hey, why aren't you stopping me?) (no,no you make a very good point, besides, everybody likes the comfy chair!) (he really is bad at porn) (i can't imagine why) (me either... hey, wait a minute!)

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