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Blogs > seekgoddess > Be very very quiet...NOT!

this title , this title my kingdom for this title!!  

seekgoddess 67M
645 posts
8/2/2012 7:47 pm
this title , this title my kingdom for this title!!

i have an underdeveloped get scared of stuff rational people are scared of gene. (he was scared on the last post) (You have his kryptonite) Sometimes this has served me in good stead like, get paid to climb stuff. (he scares his one friend to death when he works with him) (his friend is all "get down from there") (he actually twitches) (he's panicking for us) (it's funny) (sometimes we climb stuff in ways that aren't really necessary just to watch him twitch) A lot a lot of other times, not so much. (we've gotten way better) (somewhat better) i have great common sense for other people. (he's a good dad) But if one part of my brain is going "are you sure you should do this" the part that's saying "i like our chances, do it" is way louder. Much fun ensues.

Boy, are there a lot of dick pictures on this site. Someone should collect them all and make a collage. Help me make up a title for the imaginary penis collage. my entry is "The Garden of Wood". i suffer from the locker room glance; "yeah, has one supposed to be here, let's get out of dodge". No lingering, it's against the locker room rules. (it's bad etiquette) (we are sticklers for etiquette) (except when we're not) (it's fun to say stickler!)
Some women seem to like them, some don't. i wonder what those ratios are like. This site loves to zing numbers at You, i would love to see that one.
As fond as i am of my penis, i have trouble, because of the potential mixed reaction, with the concept of using it as a greeting card.
Maybe it's like a<b> magic wand </font></b>and i am missing out. "The power of the johnson compels You. The power of the johnson compels You!" "The power of the johnson has compelled Me (we capitalized the word Me so You know it's not us) (it's a pretend Goddess or it can be a pretend guy who likes johnsons. whatever You like) (we have enough to do with our own johnson compulsions) (we don't need extra) (for a change), i hear and obey!" There should be a "your actual chances of this working" odds thing like they do with the lottery. Of course, if they were good odds...

My chucklehead offspring who promised to help me with my picture for here today got way, way horizontal mambo type lucky while he was debauching himself in AC last night. Which as we all know can be time consuming. Staggering in and falling face down on his bed was no help on my project. He didn't expect to do anything except hang and gamble a little bit so his promise was sincere. None of this helps me any though. Oh well.

canyaz 56F
17128 posts
8/3/2012 4:27 am

 To add to the confusion, I don't give much credence to the dick pic. After all, everyone knows it's more about how one uses it. How does one know it's (the dick pic) even yours?
There is a difference between a good BJ and a bad BJ.
canyaz


seekgoddess 67M
1007 posts
8/3/2012 5:17 am
    Quoting canyaz:
    To add to the confusion, I don't give much credence to the dick pic. After all, everyone knows it's more about how one uses it. How does one know it's (the dick pic) even yours?
Goddess Canyaz, You are the best! You just made me laugh so hard, the idea of fraudulent dicks! LOL! LOL! LOL! i never even thought of fraudulent dicks! i'm sorry this is not a better answer but You have me laughing so hard i can't type. Thank You!!!!


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