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Don't Do It Yourself  

shyblokesw35 51M
36 posts
10/31/2018 6:54 am
Don't Do It Yourself

Jeepers chaps, I heard on the radio this morning that men are performing their own penis enlargement surgery on themselves using household items such as silicon in order to expand their girth. A & E departments have seen an increase in admissions where organs have reacted badly to DIY interventions and in some cases have required skin grafts to repair the damage. For flips sake, there are size queens out there, but there also plenty of women to whom it doesn't matter. Read a book, learn a musical instrument, learn another language, make yourself more interesting the mind is the biggest sexual organ. Peace brothers and sisters.

ltrskr 75M
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10/31/2018 8:02 am

 This just in.....

"Tim the Tool Man was just admitted to the ER after what appears to be an attempt of a do-it-yourself penis transplant gone horribly wrong!"
He was brought in by his long time partner Al,who was heard mumbling something about I told him he should cook the sausage first.......
"Film at 11"

Great post!


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