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++= There once was a man from Nantucket
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++= There once was a man from Nantucket There once was a fellow McSweeny Who spilled some gin on his weenie Just to be couth He added vermouth Then slipped his girlfriend a martini There once was a fellow O'Doole Who found little red spots on his tool His Doctor a cynic said Get out of me clinic, And wipe off that lipstick you fool! A naughty old lady of Spain Decided she'd have to abstain But plugging the entry That favoured the gentry Excited the lady again! I had me a wench from East Broint Who bade me her skin to anoint The girl had arthritis And so I decided She wouldn't mind one more stiff joint. There once was a man from Leeds, who swallowed a packet of seeds, within half an hour, his dick was a flower, and his balls were all covered with weeds. There once was a man from Bonaire Who was doing his wife on the stair When the banister broke He doubled his stroke And finished her off in midair There once was a man from Havana Screwed a girl on a player piano At the height of their fever Her ass hit the lever And Yes he has no banana... There was a young man named Snodrass, whose balls were made out of brass. He knocked them together and sang "Stormy Weather", while lightning shot out of his ass. |
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I am terrible at writing poetry. I think I do enjoy several of the ones you posted though
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You may recall that I've written a limerick or two.... I know of a blogger named Pal Whose posts always boost our morale. Every picture and gif Will make the men stiff And lighten the hearts of each gal. I enjoyed your choices though some were not quite right in their rhythm. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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Excellent Pal never thought you be reading poems hugs V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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Happy Sunday Pal, these are great thanks for sharing them with us.. Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on.. 
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Hey diddle, diddle I piddled around and fuc*d the pink kitty in the middle. LOL Those were funny poems. Have a great day, "Sweet, steamy, sensuous kisses light the bright fires of passionate lust within us." scott6250
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I am terrible at writing poetry. I think I do enjoy several of the ones you posted though
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I wish I had your skills at writing
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You may recall that I've written a limerick or two.... I know of a blogger named Pal Whose posts always boost our morale. Every picture and gif Will make the men stiff And lighten the hearts of each gal. I enjoyed your choices though some were not quite right in their rhythm.
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Excellent Pal never thought you be reading poems hugs V 
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Happy Sunday Pal, these are great thanks for sharing them with us..
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Hey diddle, diddle I piddled around and fuc*d the pink kitty in the middle. LOL Those were funny poems. Have a great day,
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