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~~+ Repeating observations 👅👄😻😲👀
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~~+ Repeating observations 👅👄😻😲👀 ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? WITNESS: No.. ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor? WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law. /////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// LAWYER: Now sir, I'm sure you are an intelligent and honest man-- WITNESS: Thank you. If I weren't under oath, I'd return the compliment. /////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people? WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight. ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// ATTORNEY: She had three , right? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: How many were boys? WITNESS: None. ATTORNEY: Were there any girls? WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney? ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated? WITNESS: By death.. ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated? WITNESS: Take a guess. ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time? WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished. //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m. Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time? A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.  |
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The last time I dealt with a lawyer it was expensive and frustrating 
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4/29/2019 6:02 am |
oh my! lol
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4/29/2019 8:00 am |
Very funny! "Sweet, steamy, sensuous kisses light the bright fires of passionate lust within us." scott6250
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Lol good one hugs V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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Isn't funny how lawyers jokes always makes us laugh until it relates to us huh.. I hope your new week is a good one..Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on.. 
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Hey Pal, ..........Those were fucking hysterical!.........Thanks for the Only Monday Laugh that I’ve had all Day!........... Sinfully Yours, backpocket13
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