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🖱🎬 How accurate is this?
🖱🎬 How accurate is this? The location of your mailbox shows you how far away from your house you can be in a robe before you start looking like a mental patient. *My therapist said that my narcissism causes me to misread social situations. I'm pretty sure she was hitting on me. *My 60 year kindergarten reunion is coming up soon and I'm worried about the 175 pounds I've gained since then. *I always wondered what the job application is like at Hooters. Do they just give you a bra and say, "Here, fill this out?" *Denny's has a slogan, "If it's your birthday, the meal is on us." If you're in Denny's and it's your birthday, your life sucks! *The pharmacist asked me my birth date again today. I'm pretty sure she's going to get me something. *On average, an American man will have sex two to three times a week. Whereas, a Japanese man will have sex only one or two times a year. This is very upsetting news to me. I had no idea I was Japanese. *I can't understand why women are okay that JC Penney has an older women's clothing line named, "Sag Harbor." *I think it's pretty cool how Chinese people made a language entirely out of tattoos. |
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*What is it about a car that makes people think we can't see them pick their noses?
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*Money can't buy happiness, but it keeps the kids in touch!
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lol 😂... Yep. I'd say it's pretty accurate. ❗❗😎 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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On average, an American man will have sex two to three times a week. Whereas, a Japanese man will have sex only one or two times a year. This is very upsetting news to me. I had no idea I was Japanese. Too paraphrase to Today's times; On average, an American man will have sex two to three times a week. Whereas, in these times of COVID, a man will be lucky to have sex maybe one or two times in a year . Very upsetting but maybe a sign of the new times .
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Oh boy, some of them are dead on
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These are great Pal and some so very true too, thanks for the morning laughs, and I hope you enjoy your Hump Day with lots of laughs..
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I don't know if they're true or not but they are darn funny! Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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12/9/2020 9:38 am |
Funny stuff my friend. I want to take you into the fiery lair of steamy sexual delight on this hot sultry night.
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Pretty close for me hugs V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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