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Party In Portland July 12, Murfreesboro July 19 and Cooperstown July 26
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Party In Portland July 12, Murfreesboro July 19 and Cooperstown July 26 Five More Status Messages That You Might Have Missed This Past Week 5. I got invited to a party and was told to dress to kill. Apparently a turban, beard and a backpack wasn't what they had in mind. 4. I spent a couple of hours defrosting the fridge last night, or "foreplay" as she likes to call it 3. I learned about sex the hard way....by peeking in windows. 2. England's World Cup highlight DVD comes out soon. It contains so much shit that it's been called 2 Goals 1 Cup 1. Last night I got blowjobs at 11:30, 11:42, 12:01 and 12:28. Then I finally decided to get some rest and go to sleep. God Bless Alzheimers. Welcome to another edition of the Insane Asylum and Corruptor's Calendar Of Swinger Parties. Bangaroo rocked on June 21st. Thanks goes out to Chuck and Charity for hosting. Great swingers party to kick off the summer. The month of July will have some very hot parties in Portland and Coopertown. Don't miss out. Details in this post. A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotchless panties in an attempt to spice up her dead sex-life. She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband. At strategic moments she uncrosses her legs ... enough times till her husband says... "Are you wearing crotch less panties?" "Y-e-s," she answers with a seductive smile. "Thank God for that... I thought you were sitting on the cat." He never heard the gunshot. *****Totally Free Swingers Houseparty Portland TN Saturday July 12 7:00***** Couples and single ladies are you ready for another wild all night party in Portland? Well all you need is to bring a 2-liter or a bag of chips to share with the other party goers and get ready to come party with a great group of couples and single ladies. You are never required to do anything you don't want to do. We are open to people that just want to hang out, soft swap, full swap, orgy, gangbang etc. There's a hottub, bedrooms for playing in and even a spacious den that's seen a lot of wild action. The love swing will be hooked up. We'll even do a 50/50 drawing which was pretty popular at the last Portland Party. Plus there's other surprises that we'll have in store for the party. Email us for details Jokes From The Phone What Do You Call A Woman Who Uses To Much Contraceptive Cream? A Spermicidal Maniac! What's the difference between the U.S. Border Patrol and World Cup referees? The referees always catch Mexicans offsides What's a Muslim's favorite sex toy? Blow up doll Why do midgets make bad parents? Because they struggle to put food on the table What do you call a fight between two Chinese lesbians? A Tong war *****Alternative Lifestyles Meet and Greet Murfreesboro TN Saturday July 19 7:00***** We're gonna go out to eat, wanna join us? We've shown the swinging world that you can blend in various alternative lifestyles (sexuality, BDSM, Dom/sub, kink) and as long as people are open minded and respectful of others partygoers can have a blast. So if you'd like to meet some cool people over the dinner table, then don't miss the meet and greet. This is a great way to meet and make some new open minded people in a non-sexual atmosphere. We'll even have an afterparty for those that are interested in the action. All you need is a few dollars to eat and drink with (alcoholic beverages will be available) and if you're interested in the action afterparty, a few dollars to donate toward the cost of a cool motel room. Email us for details Man was standing at the pharmacy counter finishing up on his purchase, while the next woman in line kept coming up to the counter, thinking the man was finished. Finally, he moves to the side to allow the impatient woman to come to the counter. She rushes the pharmacist asking "Are you a pharmacist?" He said "Yes I am." "Will you please tell me something about Viagra" she asked? The pharmacist said, "I would be glad to. Well, it a prescription medication used for men who are having sexual problems. Your doctor has to write a prescription for this medication." He further stated, "It’s a great medication. I even take it at times." The woman then interrupts to ask, "Can you get it over the counter?" The pharmacist smiled and said, "Well, maybe, if I take two pills." Totally Free Swingers Pool Party Saturday July 26th Coopertown TN We're still working out the details of this party (ex...rules of the pool, how many bedrooms to play in etc). But we wanted to make sure we got this out there now that there will be a swingers pool party Saturday.July 26th. So reserve the date and we should have more information on this party within the next week A cowboy arrives in a little town, enters the saloon and screams, "I want a woman, I want a fuck!" "Welcome." says the owner, "We have Rosy the Red who fucks like three witches for only $30!" "She's wonderful!" replied the cowboy, "But I don't have that much money!" "No problem." said the owner, "For $20, Blondie the Blonde sucks your cock out of your underwear!" "She's real pretty," replied the cowboy, "But I don't have that much money!" "No problem sir!" said the owner, "For $10 Terry the Terrible will keep your cock in her hand til the mornin!" "She's nice," replied the cowboy, "But I don't hav......" "How much fucking money do you have then?" screamed the owner. "Errrrr," whispered the cowboy, "25 cents!" "Allright then," gasped the owner, "Go upstairs to room 22!" The cowboy runs upstairs, opens the door of room 22, and on the bed sees a nice young girl lying with her legs wide open. He jumps on her and begins fucking. After ten minutes he goes downstairs and says to the owner, "I... I think I have a problem!" "What about?" replied the owner. "Well," said the cowboy, "You know the young lady in room 22.....I was having fun with her and suddenly she turned her face and threw up a load of white mess!" "Oh shit!" screamed the owner, "Someone go and change the corpse in room 22, it's full again!" Party, party, party....Bunch of them happening in July. Hope to see you at them Corruptor |
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