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Words of Advice  

CaptainDilfCT 40M
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3/16/2016 3:09 am
Words of Advice

To the gentlemen of the A.F.F. class of 2016....
I have a few words of advice for you:

Don't go to parties with metal detectors. Sure, it feels safe inside. But what about all those<b> assholes </font></b>waiting outside with guns? They know you ain't got one.

If a woman says she's 20 and looks 16.....she's 12.
If she says she's 26 and looks 26... She's damn near 40.

If a girl has a pierced tongue, she probably suck your....
If a guy has a pierced tongue, he'll probably suck your....

And remember: No matter what a stripper tells you, there's no sex in The Champagne Room. NONE.

Speak the Truth, or make your peace some other way

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