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Seriously Im probably going to regret this but anyhow…I have a few pet peeves. Please don't take it personally, but if you think Im talking about you, chances are somebody has done it too. 1) I have found that men who don't show an erect penis in their profile, probably have a reason for it. I know that women say, 'I don't like to see penises in my face all day' or 'Its so vulgar', you are on the worlds largest sex dating site, you may see a penis or two. And its best to find out what your date is swinging with before he comes up to bat. 2) If you drink so much alcohol that you cannot maintain an erection, don't blame or belittle your companion for suggesting that maybe you might want to withhold a drink or two before your date…No, I'm not nagging you…I want to get laid and if you are drunk it makes your insufficiencies more pronounced and more than likely will lead to disappointment for all. Also, telling me I don't belong here is really kinda silly and grounds for me to lay into you verbally with both barrels about what I really think about you 3) If my profile says I am large, pay attention. If we are chatting for awhile and you balk at the idea that i am a bigger girl, you are an idiot. I know what I have and i know how to use it….That should be your only concern…If you tell a girl that you have changed your mind because she is bigger than you would like after chatting for more than 10 minutes and her profile clearly states LARGE, you are a douche. 4) Speaking of douche….If you talk about how great you are, how you are so well known and respected by people that I know and can verify, how great you are, how you invented the air that we breathe, and that chuck norris checks with you before taking a crap, Im never going to kiss you.EVER. I will talk about you to my friends, post the ridiculousness of the douchery for all to see….No names, of course. 5)This segues from #4…I understand that most politics and religions are usually points of contention for each individual person. Making a demonstrative statement like…if you voted for candidate A, you are stupid…..or So & so deserves abullet to the head because they are incompetent…without knowing the personal politics of the person you are with is extremely moronic. Trying to convince someone that their politics are wrong and should be more like yours, is probably not the conversation to have with a casual sex partner. I don't want to change your politics and I'm not changing mine, why even talk about it. You should be telling me how beautiful I am or kissing me softly on the lips. 6) I love to suck cocks and id prefer to have sex every day and once I trust someone I love anal sex. That being said…if your penis is out of your pants without me removing it, I'm not touching it, kissing it, sucking it or fucking it. If it tries to make surprise entrance in the back door without an invitation, you may not be cleared for further duty. Its obvious you just want me for what i can for you but not what we can do together 7)I understand that some encounters are spontaneous and often short notice, especially when they are of the marital affair variety, You have enough time to take a rag, paper towel, your hand to give yourself a little bath on your way to the liaison. I stick my face or in some cases forced to stick my face into your ball sack, I shouldn't smell anything rancid such as a combination of cabbage, onions and urine.  Also before you get on top of someone and press their face into your ass crack essentially smothering them with the previously mentioned cabbage, onions and urine aroma, make sure she hasn't suffered some sort of domestic violence in the past or has a phobia of closed spaces, it will a lot of drama and confusion for everyone9) have a personality, buy one if you have to 10) I have also found that people who are tired of the drama and fakes, usually play some part in it 11) If I don't respond to your first 10 emails, please stop 12) If you are married and for whatever reason you are stepping out on your wife, be<b> truthful </font></b>to me. If you tell me you are separated, please don't lie to me. Make sure your wife knows you are separated too. This should be enough for now…until next time {=} |
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Nicely said! I have had issue with most of those, but especially #3. I state in my profile that I'm a big woman, large woman, plus sized woman...but some men just don't get past the pictures. And if I don't have pictures, they don't even bother. I'm about to give up. I know the great things I have to offer and my size doesn't impede any of that. Thanks for putting it to paper, or blog, in this case!!
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Very well written Make Out Queen! Just make sure that your future conquests read your blog beforehand. I think you covered most of the bases and hopefully you will get your "home-run"!
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