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Dear Cristi...
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Dear Cristi... Cristi dear, I'm sending you this hoping to bring a smile and giggle.my first(and only)mentor was a young lesbian girl with definite Ideas about style . I wrote it to a friend in Iowa.. Shortly after it happened.. True story. Well , you know how lesbian<b> chicks </font></b>can get some times.. Lori and her lady Angel started arguing last Sunday . The escalation has taken a week but is by now a full scale war with Lori sleeping in her storage shed and Angel throwing various articles of apparel into the yard... The actual physical violence began Wednesday and so far included a baseball bat , power tools and at least one major kitchen appliance... Meanwhile I have one eye made up, half a hairdo, and numerous cuts and abrasions, to show for my 'excellent choice of a mentor and instructor... 'My god, man , had i but known the volatile nature of those two and the instability of the relationship , I would have chosen a much more even natured duo; perhaps oh....Bonnie and Clyde , or maybe Thelma and Louise... Do you get the point ? Things being as they are my neo- punk look is on hold for the moment..my new wardrobe is in mothballs and my dreams of being a drop dead gorgeous t-gurl sleeps with the fishes.. An overstatement , possibly, the grandmother type next door has kindly offered her assistance and promises to teach me a cute 'Mary Jane' little miss goody, style that is promising.. A bit conservative burst least totally femme. "A lady in the kitchen , a bitch in the bedroom.. Wow !!!! Sent from my iPhone |
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