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aww we huwt poow pwesident twump's feewings. The pwesident was seen wandewing wound and wound in his ovaw office looking for a cownew pout in. Now he is pouting in his cownew in his bedwoom. He won't wet anybody come out and pway on the stage if he can't. The poow citizens wiww have do without the advice and encouwagement of the doctows and the bwiwwiant inventive weadewship of the stabwe genius. The mean wying pwess was diswupting his pewfowmances. The nasty nasty doctows wewe steawing his wimewight and confusing his messages. It's vewy hawd fow a stabwe genius to expwess himself at a wevew that common peopwe can undewstand. As he himsewf said... "what is the puwpose of having white house news confewences when the wamestweam media asks nothing but hostiwe questions & then wefuses to wepowt the twuth or facts accuwatewy. They get wecowd watings, & the Amewican people get nothing but fake news. Not wowth the time and effowt." "I've had gweat "watings" my whole wife, thewe's nothing unusual about that fow me. The white house news confewence watings are "thwough the woof" (Monday night footbaww, Bachewow finale, nytimes) but I don't cawe about that. I cawe about going awound the fake news to the PEOPLE!" "The most often used phwase in the wamestweam media, by faw, is 'souwces say', ow 'officiaws who spoke on the condition of anonymity', ow anything similaw which awwows fake news to make up phony quote fwom a pewson who doesn't even exist. The Amewican people should demand NAMES!" You know wike when he says "peopwe have told me" ow "I have it fwom weliabwe souwces" etc. OVERHEARD IN THE MEETING PREBREIFING... "So I've heawd fwom weliable souwces that a chwowox enema will cwean out the cowona viwus…. in like a minute! Just one minute to kiww aww the viwuses inside... shouwd we be wooking into that fow tweatment? or maybe like an inhaler... we can use the Lysol spray cans... Anothew knowwedgeablwe guy towd me... using the sun or uwtwa viowet wight kiwws the viwus quickwy too... couwd that be wowked into a new tweatment plan... like to attack the viwus inside somehow.... maybe like putting peopwe in gween houses or something... and the heat fwom the sun couwd wowk too then couwdn't it... "wemembew the cuwe can't be wowse than the pwobwem itsewf… be cawefuw, be safe, use common sense! "be on the wookout fow the invisibwe enemy!" "How could peopwe say such a thing... I nevew said the pandemic was a hoax!" "Is the weathew tuwning wawm yet" Vive La Difference |
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and now hes having a pissy-fit against fox news, who usually channel most of his propaganda. odd, one of the "points" is an upcoming of ads outlining his faults from a group called REPUBLICANS FOR THE RULE OF LAW! Vive La Difference
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and now hes having a pissy-fit against fox news, who usually channel most of his propaganda. odd, one of the "points" is an upcoming of ads outlining his faults from a group called REPUBLICANS FOR THE RULE OF LAW! "well only get through this if we work together. if we dont, none of us will"
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You're just copying twump's sarcasm!!! Pwagiawism is a wery sewious chawge. Vive La Difference
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You're just copying twump's sarcasm!!!
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My FWB, who was over today, rambled on for hours about Trump and the unholy democrats and Governor Whitmer's fascism... I didn't even pretend to listen. His supporters are certainly very loyal to him. Vive La Difference
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first of all, great humor, and spot on. the people hes fired in his childish and dangerous tantrums, when combined, could run a country on par with the best around the world. and yet his cultists still follow him. god help us all. as an independent, ive NEVER voted dem nor rep, BUT this year, no matter who you are, ITS GOTTA BE BIDEN - like him or not, at least hes NOT trump. and as an independent, i realize voting independent will be a lost vote. sadly, the dems and reps together made sure of that (another subject for another blog). theres NO OTHER WAY to avoid 4 more years of trump and EVERY VOTE COUNTS. THEN, when democracy is restored, we can go back to debating rather than debasing, sharing ideas instead of insulting them, taking responsibility instead of making excuses and placing blame, and upholding the constitutions spirit rather than mining for and exploiting loopholes. and who knows? maybe the handful of republican politicians who are good and thoughtful will realize theyre RINO and give rise to what our country needs most - a viable third party. BUT FIRST, THIS YEAR, WE MUST UNITE AS ONE VOICE FOR ONE REASON - party politics be damned, this is MUCH more important - we have to clean the trump-o-virus out of the white-wash house. Vive La Difference
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You should be writing for the Capital Steps! Great job! Vive La Difference
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Wwong, just wwong Vive La Difference
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My FWB, who was over today, rambled on for hours about Trump and the unholy democrats and Governor Whitmer's fascism... I didn't even pretend to listen. His supporters are certainly very loyal to him.
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first of all, great humor, and spot on. the people hes fired in his childish and dangerous tantrums, when combined, could run a country on par with the best around the world. and yet his cultists still follow him. god help us all. as an independent, ive NEVER voted dem nor rep, BUT this year, no matter who you are, ITS GOTTA BE BIDEN - like him or not, at least hes NOT trump. and as an independent, i realize voting independent will be a lost vote. sadly, the dems and reps together made sure of that (another subject for another blog). theres NO OTHER WAY to avoid 4 more years of trump and EVERY VOTE COUNTS. THEN, when democracy is restored, we can go back to debating rather than debasing, sharing ideas instead of insulting them, taking responsibility instead of making excuses and placing blame, and upholding the constitutions spirit rather than mining for and exploiting loopholes. and who knows? maybe the handful of republican politicians who are good and thoughtful will realize theyre RINO and give rise to what our country needs most - a viable third party. BUT FIRST, THIS YEAR, WE MUST UNITE AS ONE VOICE FOR ONE REASON - party politics be damned, this is MUCH more important - we have to clean the trump-o-virus out of the white-wash house. "well only get through this if we work together. if we dont, none of us will"
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4/26/2020 12:50 pm |
You should be writing for the Capital Steps! Great job!
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Wwong, just wwong When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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Happy Biwthday to Mewania, our gweat Fiwst Wady! Vive La Difference
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