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Hints for a great dick pic
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Hints for a great dick pic So we've all see 'em, the good, the bad, the hillarious, the down right pitiful. Yes, dick pics. What do women really think about dick pics? Well, you have those crusty ole bitches who say, "I would never see a man who's only claim to fame is a picture of his genitals!!" Grow up, dumb ass, this is a fuck site, what did you think you were going to see? Then there are those women who haven't see a lot of dick and are fascinated by every one they see. "Wow! I didn't know they came in that color!" Then there are women like me. By nature of my profession in the medical field, I have seen more ass than a public toilet seat and am not easily impressed. So, you ask yourself, how do I take a really good dick pic? Here are some simple, but highly effective pointers: 1. DON'T TAKE IT IN THE BATHROOM! We don't care how pretty your wife has fu fu'd up the place, or to see your toilet or you designer towels or her shower gel or her hair dryer. If you're taking it in the bathroom, she's probably in the next room and has no idea you're even on Adult Dating zone. 2. Don't grab it like you're trying to choke it. Yes, we all know, if you hold it at the base it makes it appear longer. You're not fooling anyone, if we're going to consider fucking you, we need to see what we are working with. Hands out of the frame, ! 3. We don't care what kind of air freshener you use, what kind of soda you drink or what kind of remote you use. Please stop measuring your dick with random household objects. For the nineteenth million time...IT'S NOT ABOUT HOW BIG YOUR DICK IS, IT'S ABOUT HOW SKILLED YOU ARE AT USING IT! 4. We generally don't mind we cam shot, but those that are taken while you sit at your desk with your pizza boxes and empty beer cans, not so sexy, just sayin'. There you have it, the DON'Ts. So, what suggestions do I have? Well, for one thing, try a nice black and white shot. They are classy and do amazing things for smaller packages. Try a natural pose, not that "here let me stand like I am about to thrust my pelvis through a sheet of solid steel" pose. Not sexy. If all else fails, try a shot of your package with your boxer briefs on, girls like a good tease. There you have it, a girls guide to the perfect dick pic! ~~Always Seeking!!~~ |
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Thanks for the tips 
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yeah and if you do take pic in the bathroom mirror....clean the toothpaste off it first....that is a huge turnoff to me
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It's an interesting post for many reasons. Has all the components of a good read. I especially like that you didn't do another in the never ending bash a guy for using dick pics, post. Refreshing! You might change your mind on the size doesn't matter point if you ever saw mine soft and shriveled up. I'm sure there is nothing in the medical or any other field like it, lol. And yes, I love to be teased about it  (Sorry for the ad.) Anything done half-heartedly will net you an equivalent result. ~CH
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You could also consider having some class and keeping it in your pant's! Dick pics are the result of two Richards fighting for the camera and the outcome of who's captain of that ship. Using more than all the road!
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i do like to grab mine by the base and just choke the daylights out of it so i am guilty of that one. but it just feels so darn good
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Mrs_Seek laying it out like she always does and nails it as usual. This is why you will not see any dick pics on my profile. You can make some shots look classly as suggested, but I like my partners to see it in person versus fill a profile with lots of dick pics. But to each their own. Cheers!
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