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After four months in Ireland...
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After four months in Ireland... I have learned the value of the words 'NO' and 'GO AWAY'. Why? Because there is no other website on earth that has more losers in it masquerading as nice guys, than here. See, at least in instant chatrooms like alternativeireland.com, the jackasses immediately filter themselves out asking me for jerkoff material, instantly proving that their social skills are more retarded than those of a pinhead from eastern Montana. I can then close their little chat window and gleefully make fun of them in the main chatroom. Then, just occasionally, I find someone capable of holding up a conversation about things that matter. Whereas here, guys can plan out their interactions with profiles and mails...and THEN prove to be jackasses in the test run when I've already wasted my time emailing back and forth and think FINALLY they're trustworthy enough to get my mobile number. Then what happens? They text me constantly...day and night...hi and hello, and at the worst moments like in the middle of work or when I'm putting my to bed...the phone beeps, wakes her up, and it's a picture of some dork's small cock taken in bad lighting with a grainy camera phone. Yeehaa. Aren't I fucking turned on. Can't you tell, I'm fingering my pussy RIGHT NOW getting all fucking wet and horny for you when you annoy me with dumb shit! I CONSTANTLY am fingering my horny wet girlfriend while we wait in schoolgirl's uniforms for us to take pictures of it and send them to you, just because we have no fucking idea who you are. My goal in life guys, is to LIVE for your below average hardons and the two and a half minutes it takes you to reach orgasm...then you disappear POOF, in a sparkling cascade of guilt because you either lied on your Adult Dating zone profile regarding your marital status, or feel that you've had a shallow sexual experience. Oh, really! Could you have guessed beforehand, perhaps? OH YEAH GUYS that shit REALLY turns me on. Can't you tell? Can't you just see that my low standards are so easily reached and I'm aching for action? Come on now, mail me! Barrage my Adult Dating zone inbox with pathetic entreaties for pictures of me playing with myself, beg me for a quickie, try your damnedest to find a female who is so horny that she will let you do what you like while you keep your wallet shut. Because that is the goal of Adult Dating zone isn't it... you, gentlemen, wish to find a female that is both uncomplicated emotionally and who will validate your virility by giving you a freebie! As author Brendan Behan said to effect, 'It is far cheaper to buy a woman in the short term than it is to marry one in the long term.' You, Adult Dating zone males, desire both...a woman who will screw you and not love you, and just wants the screw for free. Well, here's my take on it, boys. A year ago, my marriage was in the toilet. I was stuck celibate and in my hometown, did not want to sexually experiment due to the fact that I knew everyone and their brother. My husband had not touched me since we had conceived our ...who by that time, was over a year old. I was so horny I could have fucked a picket fence and gotten off on it. Compound that with the fact that I was getting ready to move overseas, and knew that I had to get some action in Ireland somehow. So I put my profile on Adult Dating zone and get a shitload of responses. Hundreds. But one of them stands out...a male who addresses me respectfully and with consideration. Was this a rare thing? I have concluded a year later, after he insists that I remain sexually free due to his medical condition and work demands, that the man I chose for a real relationship was one in a FUCKING MILLION, and that occasionally, just rarely, if you put up something out of the ordinary whether it's Adult Dating zone or any other meat market, you *might* find someone who is just as special. Why? Because not before or since, through wading through emails and last first dates, and liaisons, and quickies and a few second dates, have I found one man who compares to the one I love. And the main thing that made me love him was respect. He respects me...treats me with consideration...makes sure that what I do is only what I want...but at the same time is so passionate about me that regardless of whether he can achieve orgasm, I still end up cumming over and over and over again...and this man is NOT RICH. He is, put very simply, gentle, considerate, imaginative, interesting, and charismatic. It's really a shame, pathetic, that there are so many men pissing and moaning into their Adult Dating zone profiles about how little they recieve responses when they correspond. At least I have tried to be polite...and ended up with a stable of jackasses, half of which don't even have cocks of jackass size, and the ones who do, see themselves as stallions...when, in fact, they are just a fucking jackass with no other virtues; no politeness, no humility, no job, no personality, no charisma, no talent, no god damn nothing. Just a big cock. Whoopee, fucking, do. You're a human dildo! Congratulations! You get a bronze turd. As much as I have been tempted to make the dumbasses who have met me for a fuck from this website open their wallets and give me a stipend for wasting my time, I do realise that is a career move for me way way WAY down the ladder of self-respect. So I have instead chosen to limit my interaction to couples. A woman who has anything resembling standards will marry a man who is worth her time. What better way than to enjoy no strings sex with two people who love each other...and want a bit of flavor in their committed sex life. The married man has virtues that 99.9% of the single men here do not. Either that, or the single men here were, at some point in the past, raised right...but through the online sex industry, now subscribe to a mistaken impression of the constant availability of free, emotionless sex as a relief from dysfunctional marriages, or their own<b> celibacy </font></b>induced by a lack of genuine virtues including courage. Hey guys...those women on the websites are PAID to do what they do, sometimes upwards of several thousand dollars an hour. The online porn industry is so BIG that everyone wants in on the financial action as a model; that is why there are so many of them. They're not out to fuck YOU, they're out to MAKE MONEY. If fucking you isn't going to make a woman MONEY, or be worth her time in the long run, then your role is little more than that of a recreational drug: a quick boost of jizz between other things that matter more. Is that what you want? Then move to California with the rest of the beautiful jackasses and brainless bubblehead porn stars who think just like you, and proceed to be flattened by an earthquake in your small expensive car while it drops off into the ocean. The rest of us will continue to pursue natural human pair-bonding with a set of logical and ethical priorities. Because the fact is, the horny woman like myself who finds an outlet and takes on a few candidates will inevitably be disappointed by most and seek out one who makes her happy. And that is when you realize that your wallet is empty, your talents are mediocre, and your charisma is dull, and your male instinct to inseminate females is counteracted by your low status in life. Because for every one of us horny females, there will be a few experiments, a few liaisons, a few fun fucks...but not only do you outnumber us 20 to 1, you only have a short window of time to get any. The man I fell in love with was a rare man stuck single and shy after the end of an ugly divorce, and it took a long time to chisel off the garbage that other people have dumped on the both of us. But I am proud to say that both of us are still together and in love after a year...and still, to this day, Adult Dating zone still gives me a ton of humor material in the category of single males who overestimate the value of the DNA nestled in their balls...and underestimate the value of some genuine decency, consideration, charisma and respect. Starting with...not sending me pictures of your cock on my mobile when I'm doing something far more important...not bugging me with hi and hello every hour on the hour...not asking me for sex pictures when I haven't even fucking met you and you haven't made effort 1 to make a good impression, you loser...not stealing 50 euros out of my purse and my phone when I won't become your girlfriend, because I was just using you for a fuck and I'm too nice to tell you you're a total rude egotistical loser with no virtues other than the big cock...not going south of the border to cheat on your wife because you're a chickenshit who wants an easy screw in the EU and then has the nerve to vote DUP back home...that's like where I'm from in the US, some Republican born-again whitey going for black booty and then saying the cocoapuff tyke isn't his. I'm sick of single guys in Ireland. They apparently, worldwide, are as pathetic as anywhere else. The ones who aren't are, well, much rarer than most...and me, much luckier than most...let's leave it at that.  |
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11/19/2006 7:39 am |
WOW! You have a lovely turn of phrase... I can imagine a few men going limp and fidgetting over your eloquent descriptions.. I laughed.. but laughed with you... There are nice people out there who are considerate and don't call when asked not to.. believe me.. I know a few.. don't tar us all with the same brush though.. We may be ruled by our penises at times but some of us can also crawl out of the gutter long enough to make considerate partners.. good luck
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11/20/2006 12:18 pm |
Hello Trad, I can of course empathise with the coarseness you feel you are subjected to BUT..if you are looking for a mate rather than a shag then you should possibly try Friendfinder rather tha Adult Dating zone. I'm glad you found someone neverthelaess. Yours MMFY
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