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Blogs > RockPebble > Random thoughts

The value of a Catholic education and a #2 pencil  

RockPebble 76M
831 posts
1/22/2016 11:04 am

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1/23/2016 8:59 am
The value of a Catholic education and a #2 pencil

Little Susie was not the best student in Catholic School. Usually she slept through the class.
One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping. 'Tell me Susie, who created the universe?'
When Susie didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear.
'God Almighty!' shouted Susie.
The Nun said, 'Very good' and continued<b> teaching </font></b>her class.
A little later the Nun asked Susie, 'Who is our Lord and Savior?'
But Susie didn't stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck her in the butt.
' Jesus Christ !!!' shouted Susie.
And the Nun once again said, 'Very good,' and Susie fell back asleep.
The Nun asked her a third question...'What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third ?'
Again, Johnny came to the rescue. This time Susie jumped up and shouted, 'If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'

The nun fainted!

porterpiper1 57F
3755 posts
1/22/2016 1:01 pm

 Lol Lol Lol


RockPebble replies on 1/22/2016 1:23 pm:
I'm glad you enjoyed it. Thanks for stopping by.

nightsoul1962 61F
17828 posts
1/23/2016 3:17 am

 Hahaha!!!
WITHOUT PASSION LIFE IS NOTHING


RockPebble replies on 1/23/2016 7:17 am:
I'm always happy when I can make a woman laugh. Thanks for stopping by.

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