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Blogs > UZIoSUICIDE > The mind of a super genius

Ode to my penis...  

UZIoSUICIDE 56M
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3/16/2016 5:21 am

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3/16/2016 5:27 am
Ode to my penis...

My<b> nookie </font></b>days are over,
My pilot light is out...
What used to be my sex appeal,
Is now my water spout...

Time was when, all on its own,
From my trousers it would spring...
But now it seems a full time job,
To find the fucking thing...

It used to be embarrassing,
The way it would behave...
Every single morning,
It would stand and watch me shave..

Now old age approaches,
It sure gives me the blues...
To see it hang its little head,
And watch me tie my shoes...

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** i will be not immature and childish next time **
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