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What's that smell??
What's that smell?? I'd been telling the Spawn for a couple of weeks remove of her shoes from the car as a low-grade stench was starting emanate from the back hatch. I was certain it was coming from her stinky tennis shoes. Imagine my embarrassment and horror discover, today, it was coming from a walmart bag with the remnants of some kind of food in it. I wanted to die. "OMG! I think I know where the smell is coming from!" I was putting the chairs in the back of the car as we were getting ready to leave Lake Michigan when a plastic walmart bag hooked one of the chair legs. "Sure... My shoes stink... I told you it wasn't my shoes!" Of COURSE the Spawn was present to see my discovery. " Good Lord... What was in that bag??" At some point, I must have missed a bag when I was bringing in groceries, and there it sat, undiscovered until now. "The first thing we do when we leave here, is find a garbage." I don't think I've seen the Spawn more serious in my life. The bag had been tucked away under a blanket I keep in the back hatch in case of emergency.... So, there it sat, fermenting away in it's own decomposing heat, for however long it was there, buried beneath stadium chairs and pool noodles. Fantastic |
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That was a rotten ending. You could have at least told us what was in the bag
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That was a rotten ending. You could have at least told us what was in the bag
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i did the same thing one time...a meat must fell out of the grocery bag, and i did not know...so left in the trunk for a few days, obviously...i keep on smelling, and i kept checking all over the car but i can't find where it was coming from...finally realized at the very back of the trunk, in the dark, found a pack of meat!!! duh!!! i surely thought the smell was coming from the dead body in the trunk!!! shhhheeeeeshhh....
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I'm sure if you'd left it long enough it would have found it's own way out of the car!!
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Oh no that has happened to everyone at some point in time now you have another "Remember the time" story to share I'm always telling my daughter those stories, sometimes, she accuses me of embellishing them for some reason have a great day! hmm be safe Jimmy Buffett - "My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink and I Don’t Love Jesus" My head hurts, my feet stink, and I don't love Jesus (oh my lordy it's that...) It's that kind of mornin' Really was that kind of night Tryin' to tell myself that my condition is improvin' And if I don't die by Thursday I'll be roarin' Friday night Went down to the snake pit To drink a little beer Listen to the jukebox Merle was comin' in clear All of a sudden I wad'n alone Pickin' country music with ol' Joe Bones Duval Street was rockin' My eyes they starting poppin' Because there she sat at the corner of the bar As I broke another string on my ol' guitar Someone call a cab Lady won'tcha pay my tab
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Well, if the Spawn's shoes were anywhere near that bag, they will definitely stink now! You can then blame it on her shoes. lol Might be time to get out that box of baking soda and let it do it's thing.... amp;
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Well, if the Spawn's shoes were anywhere near that bag, they will definitely stink now! You can then blame it on her shoes. lol Might be time to get out that box of baking soda and let it do it's thing.... amp;
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Oh no that has happened to everyone at some point in time now you have another "Remember the time" story to share I'm always telling my daughter those stories, sometimes, she accuses me of embellishing them for some reason have a great day! hmm be safe Jimmy Buffett - "My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink and I Don’t Love Jesus" My head hurts, my feet stink, and I don't love Jesus (oh my lordy it's that...) It's that kind of mornin' Really was that kind of night Tryin' to tell myself that my condition is improvin' And if I don't die by Thursday I'll be roarin' Friday night Went down to the snake pit To drink a little beer Listen to the jukebox Merle was comin' in clear All of a sudden I wad'n alone Pickin' country music with ol' Joe Bones Duval Street was rockin' My eyes they starting poppin' Because there she sat at the corner of the bar As I broke another string on my ol' guitar Someone call a cab Lady won'tcha pay my tab To leave private messages, please use my confidential mailbox at my blog: Good luck!!!
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I'm sure if you'd left it long enough it would have found it's own way out of the car!!
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I don't see a whole lot of that where I live... But when I do, I sometimes wonder if they really need the help.
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i did the same thing one time...a meat must fell out of the grocery bag, and i did not know...so left in the trunk for a few days, obviously...i keep on smelling, and i kept checking all over the car but i can't find where it was coming from...finally realized at the very back of the trunk, in the dark, found a pack of meat!!! duh!!! i surely thought the smell was coming from the dead body in the trunk!!! shhhheeeeeshhh....
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Are you trying to make your own Lutefisk or Raskfisk? I thought only people in Minnesota ate that, you're off a couple of states. It could be a disgruntled grocery store employee tucked something under that blanket on purpose.
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6/21/2020 5:03 am |
Are you trying to make your own Lutefisk or Raskfisk? I thought only people in Minnesota ate that, you're off a couple of states. It could be a disgruntled grocery store employee tucked something under that blanket on purpose.
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Well you could have blamed the spawn anyways. That’s a parents prerogative. Lol
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Ewwww...Unfortunately... I can relate to THAT !
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Well you could have blamed the spawn anyways. That’s a parents prerogative. Lol My name is MrWrong and I approved this comment
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Ewwww...Unfortunately... I can relate to THAT ! ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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