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Oh... You were looking for me, were you.....
Oh... You were looking for me, were you..... Next time, check the back parking lot. Look for the buzzards..... They'll likely be circling a BBQ grill and my dehydrated corpse, in the blazing hot sun. The day had come that I was actually grill master during our workplace cook out yesterday. I was psyched! Beautiful day.... Paid to stand outside and cook for a few hours.... What could be better? Anything could have been better! The grill had been set up, this time, in a spot that was full sun and all parking lot. Heat lines were waving up and I could hear cicadas buzzing in the background. The only thing missing was a tumbleweed rolling in the distance. It was a breezy day, but not where I was! I was in that special spot of Hell where the most evil of creatures reside... The cookout was a success and everyone enjoyed their brats and dogs, but I looked a little worse for wear the remainder of the day. I can't be pissed at the person who set up the grill, though.... They fully believed they were doing me a favor, they set it up in a spot that was close to the door so I wouldn't have to walk so far with the food. Yay me.... Poof! (That was me disappearing in a flaming poof of smoke out by the grill.) |
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Yesterday we weren't too hot, which was odd because we're on a stretch of 100* days.
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Oh dear McLade, do the guys not usually take control of the barbie? Or did you warn them all off before hand? I know, McNoseHairs was worried about catching fire!!
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Request a shade structure the next time. Surely someone at work has a large umbrella or a square sun tent (no sides - Ezee Up in one brand). Glad you survived. Drink extra water today.
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noway! you can always depend on a guy to forget the napkins, but never the beer or umbrella next year they could try shifts so only brats cook, and not the cooks
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I was wondering what that soaring fire ball was from. Could see it all the way over here! Next summer you'll know to suggest a shady spot and a wheeled cart for the food.
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I hope the only bones those buzzards will be picking will be from the bbq....not you!
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Ugh, glad you made it through!
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Ugh, glad you made it through! This week's HNW: Pink/Hearts (Or Chocolate) is available on the other side.
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I hope the only bones those buzzards will be picking will be from the bbq....not you!
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I was wondering what that soaring fire ball was from. Could see it all the way over here! Next summer you'll know to suggest a shady spot and a wheeled cart for the food. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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8/21/2020 6:46 am |
noway! you can always depend on a guy to forget the napkins, but never the beer or umbrella next year they could try shifts so only brats cook, and not the cooks there is a world of difference between insanity and stupidity
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Request a shade structure the next time. Surely someone at work has a large umbrella or a square sun tent (no sides - Ezee Up in one brand). Glad you survived. Drink extra water today.
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Oh dear McLade, do the guys not usually take control of the barbie? Or did you warn them all off before hand? I know, McNoseHairs was worried about catching fire!!
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8/21/2020 4:55 am |
Yesterday we weren't too hot, which was odd because we're on a stretch of 100* days.
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