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Here, let me help you with that!
Here, let me help you with that! My was busy today.... I didn't really have time to take a lunch, so, I ended up getting a small bag of pretzels of the vending machine until I could make time to eat something real. As usual, my office was a revolving door and I finally had to just eat the pretzels while I dealt with the riff raff. Wonder was standing across from , gossiping a little about one our coworkers, when I pulled a pretzel out of the bag that had another broken pretzel piece dangling from the side. Not really paying attention, I went to put the pretzel in my mouth when the dangling piece fell into my shirt and landed in my cleavage crack. Instinctively, my hand flew up to stop the pretzel from falling all the way into my shirt. Laughing, I said "Oh crap!" Before I knew it, Wonder had reached and grabbed the pretzel from inside my shirt and chucked it in the garbage that was sitting on the floor right behind him. "Um, ! Probably shouldn't have done that, should I." fairly certain you could hear the two of us laughing all the way to the front of the store. "Probably not." I don't think I'll ever be able to see a pretzel again without remembering the on his and how hard we laughed. TGIF!! |
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I would have done the same. Call it instinct
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Hmmm was it a woven or stick pretzel??
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I chased a frozen peppermint patty down a girls blouse once, but I was the one who put it there. I never did find that patty, though I looked for it quite a while.
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That was rather inappropriate. And a waste of half a pretzel.
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Hmmm was it a woven or stick pretzel?? (Virtual Symposium Group) use Virtual Symposium Group
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8/29/2020 4:45 am |
I chased a frozen peppermint patty down a girls blouse once, but I was the one who put it there. I never did find that patty, though I looked for it quite a while.
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That was rather inappropriate. And a waste of half a pretzel.
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The word gremlins did a number on my post.... Yikes.
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