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"I see her butt."
"I see her butt." On today's episode of Restroom Disasters..... Secret_Lade is pulling up her slacks when suddenly she hears a tiny little voice from behind her say, "I see her butt." Startled, she whips around to see the tiny face of a little girl pressed up against the crack between the stalls. Are you kidding me?? Where are her parents?? I exited the stall and walked up to the sink to wash my hands, hoping like hell this would wander off and find a parent. No such luck. "Why are you doing that?" "It's good to say clean. When you're clean, you stay healthy." "Can I do that?" "You probably could. You need to find your Mom or Dad and they can help you." "I don't know where she went. I wanted to see the fish." Fantastic Somewhere out there is a freaked out mom looking for her missing . "Tell you what. Let's find mom and we'll see what we can do." So, there we went, in search of mom. Boss #2 was out of the office today so I placed a call to Second in Command to start a low key search. "Kadence!! Oh My God!! Kadence!!" Freaked out mom's scream was echoing off the walls as she ran toward us. I'll be honest, I could totally relate to how she must have been feeling. "Oh My God Kadence, I was so scared!!" It was at this point, little Kadence started to bawl and hopped into mom's arms. That was my queue to leave. Those restrooms at work are going to be the death of me. |
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But wait.......Kadence??? K_A_D_E_N_C_E!!?????? Who the f'k names their child Kadence????????? Oh dear, you havenae called yin ay yours Kadence have ye??
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But wait.......Kadence??? K_A_D_E_N_C_E!!?????? Who the f'k names their child Kadence????????? Oh dear, you havenae called yin ay yours Kadence have ye??
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One question: did you flush with excitement? Yes I like potty humor.
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One question: did you flush with excitement? Yes I like potty humor. My name is MrWrong and I approved this comment
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I guess it might be possible to find a red snapper in a rest room Seriously though, I'm glad it was a happy ending.
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Y'all don't have staff bathrooms? That's crazy.
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I guess it might be possible to find a red snapper in a rest room Seriously though, I'm glad it was a happy ending.
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10/3/2020 10:08 am |
Y'all don't have staff bathrooms? That's crazy.
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