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That's quite an ice breaker!
That's quite an ice breaker! Do you wonder what could possibly be going through a person's mind when they send you an opening message like..... Do you like pinch a mans balls all around? Or, how about this gem.... Let's skip the small talk and get nekkid. While I know there are probably women out there that would have jumped at the chance pinch a guys balls after immediately getting 'nekkid' with him.... I am not one of them. For starters, I prefer know I'm not going have a scorned wife/ friend stalking me at work trying ruin my life. I'd also like know I'm not going catch a venereal disease from nekkid guy and all his skipped small talk. There's a lot be uncovered during small talk! Do you clip your toe nails or are you currently sporting the dragon talons? Do you remove your teeth to brush them or are they attached? Speaking of teeth.... Can you count them on one hand or does it take fingers and toes?? Perhaps men just aren't as picky.... Three teeth? Strong pinching fingers?? They're in!! Maybe it's just me, maybe I'm asking for too much to want to find that partner in crime. That guy who clips his nails and brushes his teeth... That guy who wants to chat with me about his day.... That guy who wants to meet up with me on the weekends I don't have for an evening of adult fun.... I might as well be asking for a kidney. |
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What is the most efficient and effective way to go from initial message to happy hook up?
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10/16/2020 8:41 pm |
What is the most efficient and effective way to go from initial message to happy hook up?
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i like this site for some transparency. because i was getting hit up with NSA offers on OKstuupid with my clothes on.... why can't find someone with a sex drive who wants to do more than sex? in the meantime... go pinch those balls, LOL! what a phrase!
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i like this site for some transparency. because i was getting hit up with NSA offers on OKstuupid with my clothes on.... why can't find someone with a sex drive who wants to do more than sex? in the meantime... go pinch those balls, LOL! what a phrase!
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I agree here and in real life, that's my biggest fear (STD) and, there's no reason for it even with my "sliding top 30" I need a meeting of the minds just sayin be safe Britney Spears - "Break the Ice" Let me break the ice Allow me to get you right But you warm up to me Baby I can make you feel Let me break the ice Allow me to get you right But you warm up to me Baby I can make you feel
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Well, kidneys are a dime a dozen. But lungs are often part of a matched set (heart and lungs) that is asking for a lot compared to toe nails etc
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You are not asking for too much at all. I am looking for the same .
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I think you are not far from the truth.... When a guy does this, I immediately think, what is he trying to hide?
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not necessarily
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Oh my God, teeth, toenails, and now you want a kidney, too? Just pinch my balls, I must be dreaming. Ha ha ha ha ha.... They need to come up with a pinching emoji.
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I agree here and in real life, that's my biggest fear (STD) and, there's no reason for it even with my "sliding top 30" I need a meeting of the minds just sayin be safe Britney Spears - "Break the Ice" Let me break the ice Allow me to get you right But you warm up to me Baby I can make you feel Let me break the ice Allow me to get you right But you warm up to me Baby I can make you feel To leave private messages, please use my confidential mailbox at my blog: Good luck!!!
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Lung country? When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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You are not asking for too much at all. I am looking for the same .
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not necessarily
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I think their attempt at speeding up the pace was a ruse. Or fear. If you don't make a connection, then you can objectify the person you're with. Yeah... talking small helps. It's been a long day. Ever have one of those?
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10/14/2020 5:25 pm |
Oh my God, teeth, toenails, and now you want a kidney, too? Just pinch my balls, I must be dreaming.
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I think their attempt at speeding up the pace was a ruse. Or fear. If you don't make a connection, then you can objectify the person you're with. Yeah... talking small helps. It's been a long day. Ever have one of those? ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I might as well be asking for a kidney. Actually you may be in lung country there.
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Interesting
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Good God! That makes my eyes hurt.... LOL
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I clip my toenails(they are soft after a shower) My teeth are real but I need an abacuso count them!
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It is a funny old world, isn't it? The interesting thing about this site is itshows us worlds beyond our own and lives we know nothing of. Many of the ones on display give you a shudder. There are similar folk for all of us on here, I suppose, but evidently, some are rarer than others. When you find these twins, they usually seem to be on the other side of an ocean!
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Well, I could bake you a steak & kidney pie for starters
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You are not asking for too much at all. That 8s what I am looking for too.
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You are not asking for much at all. I have had some offers from women & couples that I have declined. As a guy, we don't get the amount of messages the women do. Teeth are a big thing. I am however missing one..... very back lower. I own a couple toothbrushes & clip my toenails! LMAO...... It's OK to be picky. I figure if I find someone, great.... if not I still have friends to talk to and stuff to keep me occupied.
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