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The case of the missing remote!
The case of the missing remote! Those who know , know..... I can NEVER find the remote! For hours this morning I tore my apartment apart looking for the firestrick remote. In the couch? Nope... Under the couch? Nope... Did it somehow migrate to the kitchen? Nope... Did the evil kitty start playing with it and somehow manage to drag it somewhere?? I had finally given and relinquished myself the pain in the ass blueray player when I saw something from the corner of my eye. I had moved my vining plant last night because the Evil Tilly just would not leave it alone, tearing the shit out of it where it was, hanging above my chair. My cute, little baby kitty has become a terror of a .... In the process, I had set the firestick remote on top of the book shelf where I had put the plant. That thing could have been lost for days.... I would have never thought to look there. Thank God for small miracles. |
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my ex housemates have an entire pile of remotes they go into a large container on the coffee table. but the universal remote for the TV is typically lost in my old sofa with the covers. sometimes i find it. sometimes i don't. the last time i used the remote at my friend LULU's i turned her Netflix to German? she had to call them to get the English back...
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my ex housemates have an entire pile of remotes they go into a large container on the coffee table. but the universal remote for the TV is typically lost in my old sofa with the covers. sometimes i find it. sometimes i don't. the last time i used the remote at my friend LULU's i turned her Netflix to German? she had to call them to get the English back...
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OMG, that's so funny I thought I was the only one misplacing the "Remote" and, of course, there could be various remotes if you have a sound system, a dvd player, Netflix and others but, here's the thing I don't have pets in my house however, when the grandkids or kids come over, they grab whatever from wherever and you may not find stuff for days or have to replace it I'm laughing glad you found it hmm be safe Ryan Caraveo - "Peanut Butter Waffles" I'm always singing 'bout my fickle feelings 'Cause there ain't no antidote Laying here in silence 'Cause I cannot find the damn remote Even if I found it I would probably just flip, flip and flip In the midst of August Getting started on my Christmas list I been thinking 'bout you And I wanna go do something nice I can't take rejection And that's why I pay the crazy price If you ain't ecstatic I feel like I blew it big time I'm a little manic I just wanna see your big smile Nothing means more to me Than when I hear that you're proud of me Acting like a kid Because I never quite learned how to be Peanut butter waffles
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OMG, that's so funny I thought I was the only one misplacing the "Remote" and, of course, there could be various remotes if you have a sound system, a dvd player, Netflix and others but, here's the thing I don't have pets in my house however, when the grandkids or kids come over, they grab whatever from wherever and you may not find stuff for days or have to replace it I'm laughing glad you found it hmm be safe Ryan Caraveo - "Peanut Butter Waffles" I'm always singing 'bout my fickle feelings 'Cause there ain't no antidote Laying here in silence 'Cause I cannot find the damn remote Even if I found it I would probably just flip, flip and flip In the midst of August Getting started on my Christmas list I been thinking 'bout you And I wanna go do something nice I can't take rejection And that's why I pay the crazy price If you ain't ecstatic I feel like I blew it big time I'm a little manic I just wanna see your big smile Nothing means more to me Than when I hear that you're proud of me Acting like a kid Because I never quite learned how to be Peanut butter waffles To leave private messages, please use my confidential mailbox at my blog: Good luck!!!
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I had problems with my T.V. box yesterday. I could turn it on and off with the remote but couldn't change the channels or do anything else with it. The remote just needed re-setting!
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I had problems with my T.V. box yesterday. I could turn it on and off with the remote but couldn't change the channels or do anything else with it. The remote just needed re-setting!
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They do not! And, yes, it is the biggest problem. There should be a button you can push on the tv that makes the remote beep when it's lost.
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Some one has got to come up with a solution for this!
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I used to lose my remote until I put velcro on it and on it's resting spot, now it's always right where it's supposed to be.
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I’ve done that far too many times. Usually I’m thinking of doing or starting something else and absentmindedly leave what was in my hand on a spot that it normally does not go. Sign of old age or just being scattered I guess. And finding change in the couch never gets tiresome.
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I still do stuff like that all the time. My dad would be terrible at taking his glasses off in one part of the house , but most of the time, they would end up in his building and he would always find them a few days later. Good thing he had a spare when he drove.
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You know I think one of the biggest problems with remotes is their shape and colour. They really don't stand out from your furniture do they.
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New priest complains to old one that somebody has nicked his bike. The old guy say " same thing happened to me when I first came here. Tell you what, they are good people, give them a sermon on the ten commandments and stress "thou shalt no steal" and I'm sure you'll get it back" The next week the old guy sees the young priest on his bike; "I see that the sermon on the commandments worked!" "Not really," said the young priesr, " when I got to the one about "thou shalt not commit adultory, I remembered where I left it...".
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10/17/2020 10:48 am |
I used to lose my remote until I put velcro on it and on it's resting spot, now it's always right where it's supposed to be.
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I’ve done that far too many times. Usually I’m thinking of doing or starting something else and absentmindedly leave what was in my hand on a spot that it normally does not go. Sign of old age or just being scattered I guess. And finding change in the couch never gets tiresome. My name is MrWrong and I approved this comment
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10/17/2020 9:43 am |
Some one has got to come up with a solution for this!
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I still do stuff like that all the time. My dad would be terrible at taking his glasses off in one part of the house , but most of the time, they would end up in his building and he would always find them a few days later. Good thing he had a spare when he drove.
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You know I think one of the biggest problems with remotes is their shape and colour. They really don't stand out from your furniture do they.
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New priest complains to old one that somebody has nicked his bike. The old guy say " same thing happened to me when I first came here. Tell you what, they are good people, give them a sermon on the ten commandments and stress "thou shalt no steal" and I'm sure you'll get it back" The next week the old guy sees the young priest on his bike; "I see that the sermon on the commandments worked!" "Not really," said the young priesr, " when I got to the one about "thou shalt not commit adultory, I remembered where I left it...".
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Been there. The crazy places I've found things I've misplaced. And then there's some things, I still haven't found. Yeah... every once in a while, I'll poke my head into a new nook, wondering if I'll find it. I doubt it... It's gone forever. Or until I move. Or when I'm dead and they sell the place and empty this space. 🤔
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If you look closely at the clock.... You can see my little hitman protecting my apartment. Happy Saturday!
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Been there. The crazy places I've found things I've misplaced. And then there's some things, I still haven't found. Yeah... every once in a while, I'll poke my head into a new nook, wondering if I'll find it. I doubt it... It's gone forever. Or until I move. Or when I'm dead and they sell the place and empty this space. 🤔 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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